tinkerbell

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i am a dog, i like littlefoot, leisha hailey, and to be skinny and pretty.

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Paris Hilton’s Tinkerbell is Dead and I Am So Sad How Do I Go On

community

Paris Hilton’s Tinkerbell is Dead and I Am So Sad How Do I Go On

“RIP Tinkerbell, survived only by the other, more famous Tinkerbell who lives with Riese.”

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Apr 22, 2015

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: “I’m Being Cyber Stalked by a Naked Lesbian”

society + culture

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: “I’m Being Cyber Stalked by a Naked Lesbian”

Self-explanatory.

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Jun 2, 2011

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: IMMA HOMO

music

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: IMMA HOMO

“I’m in this bitch / Everything rojo / Feet kicked up with a blunt / Watching LOGO”

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Mar 24, 2011

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Nacho Loves Mazzy Star

comedy

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Nacho Loves Mazzy Star

“Before we talk tomorrow, it’s important that you guys know that Nacho loves Mazzy Star.”

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Feb 12, 2011

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Candy Slice Girls Think Brittany and Santana Should Make Out, Too

comedy

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Candy Slice Girls Think Brittany and Santana Should Make Out, Too

This video includes a Justin Bieber song, a Glee parody, and funny good-looking girls pretending to be Brittany and Santana. You’re welcome.

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Feb 11, 2011

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Mean Girls in the White House

movie features

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Mean Girls in the White House

It’s not our fault that the Republicans are like, in love with us

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Jan 7, 2011

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Real L Word – Watch Them Watching Us Being Them

television

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Real L Word – Watch Them Watching Us Being Them

we heart Nikki and Jill

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Dec 12, 2010

Clarification Regarding ‘The Rise of the Biebians’ as a Sign of the Apocalypse

pop culture fix

Clarification Regarding ‘The Rise of the Biebians’ as a Sign of the Apocalypse

Lesbians of the world, I love you. I love you for the women you are and the pop stars you look up to. I love you. Listen to me.

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Aug 23, 2010

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Girls in Wonderland

the scene

Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Girls in Wonderland

Hello Autostraddle. It is me, Tinkerbell. I am a dog who participates in Autostraddle Roundtables, writes articles and also I used to be a purse. I am famous, pretty, I…

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Jun 2, 2010