Stef

greatest hits

kristen stewart

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Kristen Stewart Being So Gay: The Definitive Vapid Fluff Timeline

Kristen Stewart’s entire journey into becoming the gay icon she is today — the gay subtext, the girlfriends, the revelatory interviews — it’s all right here.

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Mar 2, 2024

celebrities (vapid fluff)

So — An Emu, A Lesbian, and An Ex-Bachelorette Walk Onto A Farm

“EMMANUEL, DON’T DO IT.”

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Jul 19, 2022

kristie mewis

sam kerr

sports

Soccer Stars Kristie Mewis and Sam Kerr Are Lesbianing Together — Thank You, Stacey!

Long story short, these soccer players are gay, Stacey is gay, and it’s nice to be nice to your friends.

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Aug 10, 2021

demi lovato

celebrities (vapid fluff)

BREAKING: Are Demi Lovato and Noah Cyrus Dating or What???

If you don’t make your public debut as a couple at a party for Space Jam 2, did you ever really date?

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Jul 8, 2021

serious business

culture

We Are All Just Out Here Trying to Cope With These LGBTQ Ikea Couches

“The bisexual couch looks like a threat.”

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Jun 29, 2021

missed connections

first person

MISSED CONNECTION: You’d Been Texting Me About Pumpkin Spice Martinis

Me: still confused You: the elusive chanteuse

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Jun 10, 2021

demi lovato

pansexuality

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Demi Lovato’s Pansexuality and Non-Binary Identity: The Definitive Vapid Fluff Timeline

When exactly did they develop a taste for the cherry and on which day in history did they finally deign to take a bite?

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Apr 7, 2021

demi lovato

television

Demi Lovato’s New Doc “Dancing with the Devil” Will Break Your Heart

The fact that she’s still candidly discussing her ongoing issues is significant, because this story cannot be neatly packaged. By naming these things, she also normalizes them. For young fans,…

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Mar 24, 2021

netflix

reality tv

television

Is Marriage or Mortgage a Reality Show About Crime Girlfriends or What?!

This business model is very f*cked up and sometimes it even works! Nichole and Sarah are also clearly constantly trying to slyly top one another.

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Mar 17, 2021

demi lovato

celebrities (vapid fluff)

According to Their New Interview, We Could All Be Dating Demi Lovato Right Now, Probably

At long last, Demi says she is “too queer” to date cis men, so now she’s free to call me.

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Mar 11, 2021

gillian anderson

celebrities (vapid fluff)

Gal Pal Watch: Gillian Anderson Breaks Up with Peter Morgan, Rebounds With Cute Brunette

On the heels of Gillian Anderson’s breakup with creator and showrunner of The Crown, a new love enters Gillian’s life.

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Dec 22, 2020

netflix

film

I Watched “The Princess Switch” And It Turns Out It’s Not About Being a Princess Switch

Much to my chagrin, this did not turn out to be a movie about Vanessa Hudgens and Vanessa Hudgens taking turns topping each other.

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Nov 18, 2020