Sally

dancing with the stars

jojo siwa

tv feature

JoJo Siwa Didn’t Win DWTS, But She Remains the Housedyke’s Favorite

I do wonder if it was all a bit too gay too soon for JoJo to win. It’s pretty incredible that despite knowing how many people would be up in…

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Nov 23, 2021

LGBT history

olympics

sports

The History of LGBTQ Women in the Olympics

LGBTQ Olympics history is full of powerful women achieving arduous goals on and off the field/court/track — and it’s also full of infuriating injustices.

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Aug 3, 2021

personality quiz

quizzes

Quiz: What’s Your Summer Olympics Event?

On your marks, quiz fans, because the race is on to discover which is the Olympic event for you!

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Aug 2, 2021

olympics

sports

The Olympics Will Be Completely Gay By 2080, According to Science

If you are at all skeptical about this analysis, I think it’s worth heeding both the words and spirit of renowned statistician Megan Rapinoe: “You can’t win a championship without…

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Jul 20, 2021

personality quiz

quizzes

Quiz: Which Lesbian or Bisexual Woman in Space Are You?

Hello quiz fans, are you ready to boldly quiz where no-one has quizzed before?!

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Jul 4, 2021

af+

Which Corporate Pride Float Are You?

Be bad, be greedy, be unscrupulous. But most importantly, do it all at 2.5mph while topless gay men gyrate around you! It’s an A+ member drive, and if you join…

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Jun 27, 2021

personality quiz

quizzes

Quiz: What Job Would You Have in a Lesbian Romance Novel?

This quiz will help you discover the truth of your career aspirations…if you were the protagonist of a lesbian romance novel!

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May 23, 2021

personality quiz

television

Quiz: Which Tropey TV Lesbian or Bisexual Death Are You?

SPOILER WARNING: if you’re currently watching a TV show with a lesbian in it, they will probably be dead by the time you finish this quiz.

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Mar 21, 2021

great british bake off

television

The Great Pottery Throw Down Is Better Than Bake Off, There I Said It

What finally swung it for me was at the end of a recent episode when, out of nowhere, Dolly Parton appeared.

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Feb 26, 2021

Lists/Top 10s

television

10 Times Things Went Well But Also Very Badly For Lesbians on Rooftops

“It’s a real mark of our collective queer delusion that everyone tries to forget how weird it is when serial roof marauder Piper Perabo climbs on top of her car…

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Dec 9, 2020

happiest season

society + culture

The Happiest Seasoning

While there’s broad societal acceptance of which season is the happiest season, what about the happiest seasoning? Considering the internet can’t really agree on what a seasoning even is, I…

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Nov 24, 2020

gardening

house & garden

The Queer Gardener’s Almanac: What You Need to Do as Spring Turns Into Summer

The moral of our queer tale in our gardens is the same as it is our lives: just keep fucking planting until something survives.

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May 27, 2020