Motti

halloween

My Girlfriend and I Went Viral for Dressing as Chappell Roan and a Passenger Seat for Halloween

It was settled as early as August: Britt would be Chappell, and I would be a literal passenger seat. 

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Oct 28, 2024

issues

Mike Flanagan Shows, Ranked by Queerness

I came out the same year as The Haunting of Hill House, and it was as if Mike Flanagan handed me a gift for realizing I love women.

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Oct 25, 2024

comedy

The Men of Scream, Ranked by Gender Envy

This is my first time watching Scream as an out trans guy, six months on hrt and trying to figure out what kind of man I want to be or…

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Oct 17, 2024

tv lists

YouTube Clips of Gay Shows I Watched Obsessively To Get Off When I Was a Closeted Lesbian

This week I am six months on testosterone, which means that currently and chemically, I am both a 30 year-old lesbian and a 13 year-old boy.

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Sep 30, 2024

tv feature

A Love Letter to the Women of SNL, All of Whom Have Been Extremely Hot

Let’s hop in my time machine and discuss what makes the women of SNL so hot — without once discussing their looks.

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Sep 10, 2024

comedy

Mo Welch’s Hybrid Documentary/Comedy Special “Dad Jokes” Contextualizes Humor in Real Time

A camera crew follows Mo around Illinois as she prepares to meet up with her estranged father for the first time in 20 years.

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Jun 13, 2024

comedy

Rachel Scanlon Is Here To Fulfill Your Butch ‘Gay Fantasy’

Rachel Scanlon’s new comedy special is a gay fantasy in and of itself.

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Jun 4, 2024

comedy

10 Ways To Avoid Running Into Your Ex During Pride

Hold a casting call for folks who look just like you and hire 10-20 of them to dress up like you and then release them into the wild.

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May 29, 2024

comedy

9 Reasons Why I Think My Mom Is Gay

On more than one occasion, my mom has traveled on the back of some butch’s motorcycle through New York State.

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Apr 21, 2024

comedy

10 Fictional Guys That Gave Me Gender Envy Growing Up Ranked by How Much I Wanted To F*ck Them

A lot of my youth was spent rejecting the guys I was supposed to think were hot and instead embracing the ones every other girl discarded.

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Apr 9, 2024

first person

I Survived! 10 Tips From an Ex-Lesbian Influencer

What started out as #slay turned out to not be the #serve I thought it was.

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Apr 1, 2024

health

10 Things That Surprised Me After Top Surgery

I’m six weeks post-op from Top Surgery, and I’m learning a ton. I’m learning more about my body and my dysphoria, my goals for transitioning, and most importantly, life without…

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Mar 19, 2024