Kate

tv show recaps

Orange is the New Black 203: Don’t Trust A Bitch With Funfetti

The Prodigal Daughter of White Trojan Horsery has returned to Litchfield, minus her bespectacled toxic popsicle and plus a newer harder attitude. What adventures await our little vanilla wafer? Time…

Kate

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Jun 26, 2014

celebrities (vapid fluff)

URGENT: OITNB’S Flaca Made Out With Kourtney Kardashian In a Lesbian Club Once

Breaking news from the ultra important international headquarters of quiltbaggery: Jackie Cruz, who plays Flaca on Orange is the New Black and is an absolute certified babe, is the same…

Kate

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Jun 16, 2014

tv show recaps

Orange is the New Black 202: Thank Lesbian Jesus It’s Taystee’s Episode

Litchfield, O Litchfield! How hast thee fared? Didst thou miss me? Much as I have learned over time to not only tolerate Piper but also genuinely enjoy what she brings…

Kate

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Jun 16, 2014

tv show recaps

Orange is the New Black 201 Recap: Oops, I Did It Again

We hate to tell you, Dorothy, but you ain’t in Kansas High Security Prison anymore, and Toto’s only looking out for Toto.

Kate

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Jun 6, 2014

tv reviews

Last Tango in Halifax: Get On This Show and its Late-in-Life Gay Lady Character

One great thing about having Netflix in the British Isles is that you find out there’s a lot more to BBC programming than Doctor What and Benadryl Cucumber. Let me…

Kate

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May 20, 2014

tv feature

And They Lived Heterosexually Ever After: Why I’m Not Recapping Once Upon A Time Anymore

“Fun as it was to mercilessly tear this show apart, the buck stops here.”

Kate

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Apr 17, 2014

tv show recaps

SUPER SPECIAL RECAP! Bomb Girls: Facing The Enemy

Because of how upset and exhausted I assume y’all must be, I’ve made sure this recap is chock full of inappropriate captions and semi-offensive image editing and even drinking games…

Kate

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Mar 29, 2014

tv feature

OPEN THREAD: Bomb Girls Movie Premieres Tonight!

Tonight at 8 ET/PT on Global, your favorite vintage Canadian patriarchy smashers will be trotting their hat collections out for two hours of what promises to be tear-jerking, scream-inducing, good…

Kate

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Mar 27, 2014

love + sex

Five Girls You Will Bring Home In Your Twenties

“Her dog is super cool, though. You think you might still be sleeping with her because her dog is so goshdarn awesome.”

Kate

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Mar 17, 2014

tv show recaps

Once Upon A Time Episode 312 Recap: Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle!

Yes, I am going to fill this recap with as many monkey puns as possible. No, there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Kate

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Mar 13, 2014

first person

Top Five Things I Heard When I Started Presenting As Butch

4. You were so much prettier with long hair.

Kate

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Mar 7, 2014

queer fashion

Trends This Butch Is Loving: Jogger Pants

Make a note on the back of your hand or the back of your girlfriend’s hand or write this on your cat for all I care: Jogger pants. Jogger pants…

Kate

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Feb 28, 2014