Fright Dyke, Author at Autostraddle

Fright Dyke

Vampire

Fright Dyke is a 121-year-old lesbian vampire and undead writer who lives in your nightmares. Her work appears in or is forthcoming from The Boo Yorker, Oxford Amerifang, and Ploughscares.

Elsa Martinelli and Annette Vadim in the 1960 film Blood and Roses, Tara from True Blood, and Catherine Deneuve from The Hunger against a background of a purple skull, a vampire woman surrounded by purple bats, and purple skeleton hands in the shape of a heart surrounded by purple flowers.

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An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure

Everybody knows vampires are the gayest undead creatures.

Fright Dyke —

Apr 1, 2023

a woman with curly hair embraces a woman with long wavy hair who has cartoon fangs and blood on her chin. there's a graveyard background with tombstones that say RIP. there is also a faint blood spatter behind them and two bouquets of flowers on either side of them.

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You Need Help: Your Girlfriend Is Literally a Vampire

The reason your girlfriend is behaving like this is because she’s literally a vampire. I would know, because I’m also a vampire.

Fright Dyke —

Apr 1, 2023

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Fright Dyke Has a Message for the Final Gays

Are the lights on?

Fright Dyke —

Oct 31, 2022

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An Open Letter From the Vampiric Council on Vampire Erasure

You Need Help: Your Girlfriend Is Literally a Vampire

Fright Dyke Has a Message for the Final Gays

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