DeAnne

DeAnne Smith

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DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach

“Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.”

DeAnne —

May 30, 2011

DeAnne Smith

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comedy

DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff

“Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.”

DeAnne —

May 13, 2011

DeAnne Smith

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comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Unfashionable Utopia of Yore

“But you loved it, because it was the one material that could be a shirt, sheets, pajamas or a hand-sewn menstrual pad.”

DeAnne —

Mar 16, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith Waxes On

“Also, you’re welcome. Because let’s be honest, that was a drunken and flexible decade.”

DeAnne —

Mar 2, 2011

DeAnne Smith

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comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder Quiz

b.) Did I already miss The View?

DeAnne —

Jan 31, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and the New Zodiac F.A.Q.

“Let’s use a metaphor. Let’s say Lindsay Lohan is the moon, and Samantha Ronson is Earth.”

DeAnne —

Jan 20, 2011

DeAnne Smith

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comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Backscatter Booty Shake

“Much like a tender baby lamb…”

DeAnne —

Jan 14, 2011

DeAnne Smith

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comedy

DeAnne Smith and the Lesbian Invasion

“It’s weird being, like, the fourth lesbian couple to walk into a restaurant.”

DeAnne —

Jan 6, 2011

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith’s Open Letter to 2011

“I was drawn to her like a vocally homophobic right winger is drawn to a secret gay sex life, which is to say completely and unfailingly.”

DeAnne —

Dec 31, 2010

DeAnne Smith

deanne smith is funny

comedy

DeAnne Smith and The Powerful Surprise Absurdity of the Suddenly Topless

“And don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying there are only two ways of being a lesbian. There are probably at least two and a half, if you count Melissa…

DeAnne —

Dec 23, 2010