comedy DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach “Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.” D — May 30, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff “Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.” D — May 13, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and the Unfashionable Utopia of Yore “But you loved it, because it was the one material that could be a shirt, sheets, pajamas or a hand-sewn menstrual pad.” D — Mar 16, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith Waxes On “Also, you’re welcome. Because let’s be honest, that was a drunken and flexible decade.” D — Mar 2, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder Quiz b.) Did I already miss The View? D — Jan 31, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and the New Zodiac F.A.Q. “Let’s use a metaphor. Let’s say Lindsay Lohan is the moon, and Samantha Ronson is Earth.” D — Jan 20, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith and the Lesbian Invasion “It’s weird being, like, the fourth lesbian couple to walk into a restaurant.” D — Jan 6, 2011
comedy DeAnne Smith’s Open Letter to 2011 “I was drawn to her like a vocally homophobic right winger is drawn to a secret gay sex life, which is to say completely and unfailingly.” D — Dec 31, 2010
comedy DeAnne Smith and The Powerful Surprise Absurdity of the Suddenly Topless “And don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying there are only two ways of being a lesbian. There are probably at least two and a half, if you count Melissa… D — Dec 23, 2010