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a collage featuring soulless rows of diverse women working at vintage computers and answering corded phones, as well as a computer screen being broken by an office chair. in large font on top of a wripped shred of paper read the words "Fuck You."

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Anonymous Job Confession: My New Corporate Job Is Better Paid and Easier Than Any Job I’ve Ever Had

For most of my adult life, I’ve simultaneously held at least three jobs. Now I make more money doing one. And it’s easier!

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Oct 12, 2022

a collage on a bright red background. the collage has a rotting, sliced apple on it, an old-fashioned classroom transparency projector, rusting scissors, a chewed pencil, a pile of old files, scribbles on a chalk board, a ruler, and the screaming face of a white man in black and white

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Anonymous Job Confession: My Boss Was an Egotistical, Predatory Dictator

“Cee showed me an audio recording she secretly took when she was alone with him.”

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Oct 6, 2022

a collage with a red background bringing together elements of an Ameican flag, two broken cell phones, a weeping Mary statue, a United States representative (you cannot identify her) leaning grumpily in front of a podium dressed in blue, the White House, a house of cards, and Rosary beads

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Anonymous Job Confession: A “Progressive” Non-profit Turns Out To Be Less So

“Whenever I wanted to post something supporting Black Lives Matter, talking about racial justice, or supporting LGBTQ rights she asked me why it was relevant.”

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Sep 27, 2022

a collage in tones of red, black and beige with office supplies, a broken keyboard, a person wearing a shirt made of computer keyboard keys sipping a straw from a cup full of them with a monitor for a head, a hot pot of coffee pouring down onto old school computer programming paper and leaving a stain, a catholic Mary's heart, a stapler, and a nightmarish looking excel spreadsheet

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Anonymous Job Confession: A Hot Barista and Nightmare Spreadsheets

“It became what I thought was just a one-sided crush — a nice thing to daydream about while I was filling out the most horrendous, huge spreadsheets I had ever…

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Sep 21, 2022

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a lavender background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a circular, teal sex toy with a gold plastic center.

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When There Simply Isn’t a Face for You to Sit On, the Ora 3 Will Definitely Do

The default speed of the Ora 3 is similar to receiving extremely confident oral sex from someone who knows they’ll get you there eventually and isn’t in any hurry to…

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Sep 15, 2022

a collage of rusty vintage office supplies, various excerpts from documents, thorns, and a vintage photo of a woman screaming on the phone as well as a vintage confessional screen, all intones of manila, black and red

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Anonymous Job Confession: 7 Jobs I’ve Held for Less Than a Month

“This one is a doozy.”

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Sep 14, 2022

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a teal background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a pink piece of plastic shaped like a slide with a black bow on top. Waves are visible around the plastic.

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The WaterSlyde Aquatic Stimulator Will Never, Ever Compare to My First Love — a Pool Jet

The water was carried a distance away from the faucet, yes, but that distance was…absolutely nowhere near my vulva.

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Aug 15, 2022

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a periwinkle silicone sex toy with a long hand and a slight curve at the top with a small opening for suction.

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If My Clit Were Lost in the Woods, the Aer Would Still Find It

I’ve tried a lot of suction sex toys — here’s how the Aer compares.

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Jul 18, 2022

Against a lavender background, on the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a white person in a white crop top wearing black latex underwear against a pink background.

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Lorals Latex Underwear Gave Me Minimal Pleasure and Maximal Wedgies

And as the latex was rolling in on itself, it took any hair on my body with it, so I got the bikini wax I never asked for.

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Jul 11, 2022

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A+ Sex Diary: So This Is What It’s Like To Live With Your Girlfriend

“When we get home I beg to go down on her — I know you’re tired, I say, I know it’s a work night, but please…”

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Jun 24, 2022

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a blue background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a pink and orange square-shaped box that reads: "Foria Melts with CBD - Intimacy - 200mg CBD - 4 suppositories."

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I Tried Foria’s CBD Intimacy Melts and Achieved My Size Queen Dreams

The thought of a suppository didn’t exactly set my vulva ablaze, but I decided to keep an open mind and an open vagina.

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May 25, 2022

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a blue background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Lovers Joy Stick Thruster, a purple thrusting vibrator with a bulbous insertable portion and a flat, vulva-shaped external portion.

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I Got Absolutely Jackhammered by the Lovers Joy Stick Thruster and It Was Fine, I Guess?

While the Lovers Joy Stick Thruster fulfilled its promise of reaching “sweet spots,” it was ultimately too intense.

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May 23, 2022