I’ve been a practicing homosexual since the late eighties, when I realized at the tender age of possibly-too-young that having my hand down another girl’s pants (in public, on a bus) was quite pleasurable. Other experiments followed. I am polyamorous, kinky, and strangely attracted to women with cats. (Also, I’m a trans woman, but that’s a secret—please don’t tell anyone.) I live in western Massachusetts, where I enjoy backpacking, drinking coffee, and having sex with women.