I just went through an entire day at work without realizing that the dress I am wearing is completely see-through, thus you can see the entirety of my leopard print bra that I purchased in 9th grade when I was still figuring out what “sexy” meant. I am only wearing this bra because I have not done my laundry in months and it was either this or the one sports bra I own that I bought when I thought that this was the year I would become a runner. So. That’s me. Also I’m listening to Ashlee Simpson Pieces Of Me on repeat.

I love Autostraddle.