Committed writer bursting with too much ambition, post-BSW.

Is constantly channeling Uncle Jesse from Full House and Flower from Bambi.

Genderfucks like nobody’s business and loves finding new ways to blur the line between boy and girl.

Reads erotic Walter White/Mike Ehrmantraut fanfiction for a guaranteed guttural ugly-guffaw (biggest indication of character? probably).

Far less cynical than I think I’m supposed to be as a millennial.

(Did I steal this from my own Okcupid profile? I’ll never tell.)