The Basics
Name | Gwendolyn Schulte |
Location | Central Illinois until August – soon to be a Bay Area resident |
About Me
About Me | Committed writer bursting with too much ambition, post-BSW. Is constantly channeling Uncle Jesse from Full House and Flower from Bambi. Genderfucks like nobody’s business and loves finding new ways to blur the line between boy and girl. Reads erotic Walter White/Mike Ehrmantraut fanfiction for a guaranteed guttural ugly-guffaw (biggest indication of character? probably). Far less cynical than I think I’m supposed to be as a millennial. (Did I steal this from my own Okcupid profile? I’ll never tell.) |
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What I Like
Favorite Books | As I Lay Dying, The Price of Salt, Middlesex, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Cafe, It, Goosebumps, The BFG |