The Basics

Name

Gwendolyn Schulte

Location

Central Illinois until August – soon to be a Bay Area resident

About Me

About Me

Committed writer bursting with too much ambition, post-BSW.

Is constantly channeling Uncle Jesse from Full House and Flower from Bambi.

Genderfucks like nobody’s business and loves finding new ways to blur the line between boy and girl.

Reads erotic Walter White/Mike Ehrmantraut fanfiction for a guaranteed guttural ugly-guffaw (biggest indication of character? probably).

Far less cynical than I think I’m supposed to be as a millennial.

(Did I steal this from my own Okcupid profile? I’ll never tell.)

Check All That Apply

Queer, Genderqueer

Relationship Status

Non-Monogamous Relationship

What I Like

Favorite Books

As I Lay Dying, The Price of Salt, Middlesex, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Cafe, It, Goosebumps, The BFG