Desperate optimist, occasional headbanger, unapologetically disastrous self made clumsey glamour squirrel. Seething with mischief, brimming with joy, enjoy words i consider naughty, such as titillation, I like to pretend I’m saying something comedic by placing it in capital letters. I’ve never really been interested in being similar to anyone bar Marilyn Monroe, but I’d also like to sleep with her. BUT I SHAN’T PONDER THAT AS SHE IZ DEAD, did you hear? I’m a painter, burlesque performer, dj and I like to dream about kittens and for people to read to me when I’m hungover .