Pretty Little Liars 202 Fashioncap: Tank Tops with Necklaces for Everyone

This is my first fashion recap of Pretty Little Liars but let’s pretend like I did my first fashion recap of Pretty Little Liars last week and jump right in:

Picking up where we left off last week, the Liars were all in their pajamas. I can’t comment on their sleepwear here because they’re wearing jackets over their PJs, it’s dark, and this scene scared me too much.

The next day at lunch I can’t figure out what the hell is going on with Hannah’s shirt so I won’t comment on it.

Emily is dressed really boring, I think because the costume designers are scared about making a zomg “butch or femme” statement about her.

Aria, on the other hand, manages to wear awesome earrings and a ripped jean jacket over a dress. It looks real gay. Jackets over dresses = gay.

As usual, Spencer (who’s apparently just moved in with her girlfriend Toby and their 10 cats) wears brown and manages to look better in her regular clothes than I ever have for a job interview.

What is it that makes this outfit such a win? Is it the belt? I think it’s the belt.

Longsleeve Tops by Old Navy
Boots by Bandolino

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Luckily, then Samara shows up! She looks awesome and I’m in love except her outfit is completely unremarkable and we never see her legs. I’m going to assume that this means that ABC Family thinks lesbians don’t have legs. It’s a common misconception.

The next day Emily and Aria both have dates to which they both wear slightly distressed tank tops and long phallic necklaces. It really cute on both of them except for the part where they probably showed up at school and argued over who’s turn it was to wear the phallic necklace.

They tried to obscure my view with the popcorn, but in proper lesbetron form, Samara shows up to the date wearing:

1. Basically the same outfit as the day before, and
2. Basically the same outfit as Emily.

Seriously though, I think there’s a valuable lesson here. Jeans, a tank top and a necklace should probably be everyone’s go-to date night outfit. I know it’s mine.

$21-The OutNet	$10-GAP	$25.99-Madewell
$78 -Free People	$49.90-Express	$5.80-Forever 21

The next day at school (yup we’re at day three) Emily shows up wearing a three quarter length shirt and a fur vest. I have nothing to say on this except told ya so.

To be honest, I thought this episode was going to be kind of a wash, except then, at the end of the day, Aria busts out with this. The Episode’s Best Outfit. Long white patterned tank top, black shorts, belt, boots with socks and a leather jacket. I have no idea what season it’s supposed to be, but Aria looks awesome.

Actually, I think it’s a skirt, but in my version it’s shorts. This is the outfit I’m wearing to Pride. Done.

Shorts by French Connection
Boots by Wanted

Next time I’ll show you where you can buy those creep gloves A always has.