Due to Exec Editor Laneia & Editor-in-Chief Riese‘s personal preference for more masculine-leaning women and this website’s constant effort to promote gender presentation diversity in our imagery, we sometimes forget about people like Sarah Facepalmer/most of the world.
Sarah Jesus Christ P*lmer, a Contributing Editor here at Autostraddle, would describe herself as “a gay girl who likes gay girls who look like girls.” Now before you get offended about the “girls who look like girls” idea, take a deep breath and recognize that you know what we mean, and we’re not the enemy, and then exhale and move on.
Okay! Now as you may or may not know, we’re not into the habitual worshipping of straight models/actresses  over here — this is a queerlady site and we wanna talk about lesbians and bisexuals and other queer ladies!  Also we’d rather introduce you to a lesbian you’ve never heard of but sure would like to make out with than devote any screen-space to like, Megan Fox. Because come on really, Megan Fox? Really? Right?
Well — here you have it, as judged by the universally accepted standards of beauty, 100 SMOKINGLY HOTÂ PHOTOGRAPHS OF SCORCHINGLY BEAUTIFUL HOT 100 LESBIAN AND BISEXUAL WOMEN OF THE WORLD … mostly femme-of-center but some fancy masculine-of-centers too.
Dear femmes — next time your uncle/ex-boyfriend/neighbor/barista says “you don’t LOOK like a lesbian” — just link them to this gallery. ((and maybe also to this roundtable.)))
This is what that baby will look like:
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Amanda Moore, model (L)
Amber Elizabeth, model & lingerie football leaguer (L)
Amber Heard, actress (L)
Amber Rose, model (B)
Aneesa Ferriera, the real world:chicago (L)
Anna Paquin, actress (B)
Ashleigh Sumner, actress (L)
Aubrey O’Day, musician (B)
Beth Ditto, musician (L)
Brandi Carlile, musician (L)
Bridget McManus, actress (L)
Cara Castronuova, the biggest loser (L)
Cat Cora, celebrity chef (L)
Catherine McNeil, model (L)
Chagmion Antoine, logo news anchor (L)
Chely Wright, musician (L)
Claire Moseley, the real l word s2 (L)
Clea Duvall, actress (L)
Clementine Ford, actress (B)
Cynthia Nixon, actress (L)
Dalia Ali Rajah, actress (L)
Davonee Sou, gimme sugar (L)
Elina Ivanova, model (L)
Ellen Degeneres looking uncharacteristically femmy, actress (L)
Emily Schromm, the real world: washington dc (B)
Evan Rachel Wood, actress (B)
Francine, The Real L Word S2 (L)
freja beha erichsen, model (L)
Haviland Stillwell, actress (L)
Heather Peace, actress (L)
Hillary, gimme sugar s2 (L)
Hiromi, model (L)
Holly Miranda, musician (L)
Iyari Limon, actress (B)
Jackie Warner, fitness guru (L)
Jane Valez-Mitchell, tv personality (L)
Jasika Nicole, actress (L)
Jazmin Venus Soto, filmmaker/DJ (L)
Jennifer Knapp, musician (L)
Jennifer Nieves, actress (L)
Jenny Shimizu, model/actress (L)
Jessica Clark, model (L)
jessica harbeck, stunt woman (L)
Jessie J, musician (Q)
Jill Bennett, actress (L)
Jillian Michaels, fitness guru (B)
Jodie Foster, actress (L)
Jorja Fox, actress (L) (technically unconfirmed)
Justine Joli, porn star (B)
Kate McKinnon, comedian (L)
kate moennig, actress (L) (looking uncharacteristically femmy)
Kathy Harris, bet’s college hill: interns (L)
Katie Melua, musician (B)
Kayla Ferell, america’s next top model (L)
Kayla Kahn, dirtbike racer (L)
Kim Stolz, model/tv personality (L) – Photo by Robin Roemer
michelle leigh and dusti outlaw of “kiss kill,” musicians (L)
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