Everyone knows that you can be anything you want on Halloween as long as it’s sexy. Sexy nurse? Clearly. Sexy corn on the cob? Of course. Sexy widespread panic? You bet your ass. If you’re still looking for a last minute costume, look no further.
Laura
Laura is a tiny girl who wishes she were a superhero. She likes talking to her grandma on the phone and making things with her hands. Strengths include an impressive knowledge of Harry Potter, the ability to apply sociology to everything under the sun, and a knack for haggling for groceries in Spanish. Weaknesses: Chick-fil-a, her triceps, girls in glasses, and the subjunctive mood. Follow the vagabond adventures of Laura and her bike on twitter [@laurrrrita].
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