The world is full of things to smell and the world is full of lesbians. So sometimes you are going to be smelling a lesbian or smelling like a lesbian and let’s figure out, ahead of time, which lesbian scent you are!
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Riese
Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
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The Flowers You Bought Yourself! Nice and accurate, with a Woolf reference to book 🌻
beautiful!
I’m… Kermit the Frog? I mean, yes, that is an accurate called shot on which Muppet I am, but I don’t think that was the quiz result that was supposed to show up lol
lol you’re correct, that’s not an answer for this quiz! i am on the case….
fixed !
im the flowers i bought myself.
1. i love virginia woolf’s steam of consciousness
2. ive always wanted to be a florist
3. yes i AM an artist and a poet
4. on the enneagram im 99% a 4 which is literally sad
5. i like dressing up fancy and feeling like it gives me “bitch armor”
😎🌊
we see you ❤️
are we the same person? no, because we are fours but…
lol no one understands us!
Hah. I’m also the flowers I bought myself. And why yes, I do have a keen appreciation of aesthetics.
I am SEX! okay
I am sex and I can accept this as long as I can then also be freshly washed sheets afterwards.
Another vote for Sex !
However I do feel called out by the reference to Old Spice Anti-Perspirant because, as a young dyke-about-town, I was famously “Mennen Speed-Stik” in a friend group of Chanel, Dior and Givenchy. Such olfactory times !
listen, who doesn’t love a speed stick!
Patchouli – not my favourite scent, but I’ll take the description.
Sex. Hopefully the smell of good sex. Ha.
I’m a bougie candle. Yes, I am. Lol.
Campfire, which is correct
I’m a bougie bougie (French for candle). Perfection.