From the same twisted mind that brought you What Lesbian Form of Transportation Are You? comes a whole new way to procrastinate! Finally, you can figure out what lesbian furniture you are! Surely this will be useful in therapy or on the dating apps!
Quiz: What Lesbian Furniture Are You?
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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February 16, 2025 at 9:46 amAn Adirondack chair! This is a high honour! I haven’t learned how to forage mushrooms yet, but i already gather blackberries for the year every autumn!
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February 16, 2025 at 12:07 pmoooo foraging berries def mushroom foraging-adjacent!
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February 16, 2025 at 10:33 am
Cat tree! I feel like the real moral of this story is I really miss my cat and should get another one asap. (Though honestly the answer would have been the same before she passed away, so…just permanently a cat person.)
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SarahFebruary 16, 2025 at 11:35 am
Ikea billy bookcase….i own 8 of these…..i was not aware i am stereotype
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February 16, 2025 at 12:08 pm
EIGHT OMG. my wife and i only have 4 and we’re WRITERS
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February 16, 2025 at 4:05 pmGah ! Your Grandmother’s Haunted Vanity!
My grannies were pretty cool so it might turn out okay. She says, covering up the mirror.
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SarahFebruary 16, 2025 at 7:56 pm
I don’t know how it happened. It’s like the frog in the pot of water slowly boiling alive except in this case i am filling my house with bookcases.
Four in the living room for books, one in each kid’s room (so two more) for books/toys/clothes, one in my room also for books/”toys”/clothes, and one in the hall that we use as a pantry. So technically only two aren’t really mine but i don’t think that makes it much better.
Oh no…i forgot i made a half sized one into a dollhouse…so 8 and 1/2?
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CloveFebruary 16, 2025 at 11:01 pm
Felt VERY validated by the flavor text for the leather recliner. I adore these quizzes so much! It’s my favorite thing to do them myself late at night, then send them to my wife, who will then fill them out when they get up for work in the morning and send me their result to see when I wake up.
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XFebruary 17, 2025 at 3:07 am
Sensible Office Chair!
you are a sensible office chair
You’re practical, you’re hard-working, you probably have chronic back pain, but you always remember to do your stretches as a result!
Yeah, this tracks except for the me remembering to do my stretches part.
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February 17, 2025 at 10:43 amThrilled to be a green velvet couch, what an honor. Also, pumas, cougars, and panthers are all the same thing! (Luckily none were my pick).
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February 16, 2025 at 9:46 am
An Adirondack chair! This is a high honour! I haven’t learned how to forage mushrooms yet, but i already gather blackberries for the year every autumn!
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February 16, 2025 at 12:07 pm
oooo foraging berries def mushroom foraging-adjacent!
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February 16, 2025 at 10:33 am
Cat tree! I feel like the real moral of this story is I really miss my cat and should get another one asap. (Though honestly the answer would have been the same before she passed away, so…just permanently a cat person.)
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SarahFebruary 16, 2025 at 11:35 am
Ikea billy bookcase….i own 8 of these…..i was not aware i am stereotype
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February 16, 2025 at 12:08 pm
EIGHT OMG. my wife and i only have 4 and we’re WRITERS
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February 16, 2025 at 4:05 pm
Gah ! Your Grandmother’s Haunted Vanity!
My grannies were pretty cool so it might turn out okay. She says, covering up the mirror.
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SarahFebruary 16, 2025 at 7:56 pm
I don’t know how it happened. It’s like the frog in the pot of water slowly boiling alive except in this case i am filling my house with bookcases.
Four in the living room for books, one in each kid’s room (so two more) for books/toys/clothes, one in my room also for books/”toys”/clothes, and one in the hall that we use as a pantry. So technically only two aren’t really mine but i don’t think that makes it much better.
Oh no…i forgot i made a half sized one into a dollhouse…so 8 and 1/2?
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CloveFebruary 16, 2025 at 11:01 pm
Felt VERY validated by the flavor text for the leather recliner. I adore these quizzes so much! It’s my favorite thing to do them myself late at night, then send them to my wife, who will then fill them out when they get up for work in the morning and send me their result to see when I wake up.
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XFebruary 17, 2025 at 3:07 am
Sensible Office Chair!
you are a sensible office chair
You’re practical, you’re hard-working, you probably have chronic back pain, but you always remember to do your stretches as a result!
Yeah, this tracks except for the me remembering to do my stretches part.
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February 17, 2025 at 10:43 am
Thrilled to be a green velvet couch, what an honor. Also, pumas, cougars, and panthers are all the same thing! (Luckily none were my pick).