Which Contemporary Queer Singer Are You?

A wise dyke once said: Sometimes you don’t choose a personality quiz; the personality quiz chooses you. It’s me, the wise dyke, thrilled to bring you a personality quiz requested by sapphic meme icon @godimsuchadyke, whose thirsty, hilarious, and oh so very gay contributions to the community cannot be overstated. The request was for a quiz investigating which contemporary queer singer you, sweet reader, embody best. So find out below through the extremely scientific process of answering some general gay questions about your overall vibe! Which! Contemporary! Queer! Singer! Are! You!

Imagine you’re about to write some moody sapphic poetry like you used to as a teen (oh you didn’t do this as a teen?! why are you lying?!). What’s it gonna be about?(Required)

Liberation

The moon

The town you’re from

Your ex’s new gf

Self-love

Your crush

Complicated feelings about your identities

Hope

How hot your partner is

Insecurity

How much you love your partner

Which custom visor would you be most likely to wear? (Yes, graphic design is my passion.)(Required)

What sounds like an ideal first date setting to you?(Required)

A reading at a bookstore

A dive bar

A queer honky tonk

A hike

A cocktail lounge

Pool party with friends

Movie theater and dinner

Classic coffee shop date

A rooftop bar

An escape room

A museum

What adjective best describes your typical ‘type’ personality-wise?(Required)

Passionate

Funny

Adventurous

Chaotic

Confident

Sensual

Uncategorizable

Cheerful

Sweet

Mysterious

Outgoing

What kind of crushes do you usually fall into?(Required)

Intellectual crushes

Unrequited crushes

Yearning crushes

Obsessive crushes

Crushes on people’s talent

Friend crushes

Casual, fleeting crushes

Sweet, romantic crushes

Crushes on girls you’re not even sure are queer

You don’t really have crushes

Your only crush is your partner

What’s an artistic practice you love to do or want to try?(Required)

Ballet

Painting

Theater

Comedy

Singing

Fashion design

Collaging

Playing guitar

Drumming

Animation

Writing

Pick a queer TV show:(Required)

We Are Lady Parts

The L Word

Riverdale

Such Brave Girls

The Bisexual

Sex Education

Yellowjackets

Heartstopper

Heartbreak High

Dead Ringers

Dare Me

What’s your favorite track from Brat by Charli XCX?(Required)

Von dutch

Mean girls

Girl, so confusing

Sympathy is a knife

Club classics

Talk talk

I think about it all the time

Everything is so romantic

Haven’t listened to the album

Guess

360

Pick a music icon:(Required)

Kathleen Hanna

Melissa Etheridge

David Bowie

Ani DiFranco

Whitney Houston

Gladys Bentley

Sinéad O’Connor

Tracy Chapman

Freddie Mercury

Peaches

Brandi Carlile

What’s your sign? (if it's missing, pick your moon)(Required)

Taurus

Capricorn

Pisces

Gemini

Virgo

Sagittarius

Leo

Aries

Scorpio

Aquarius

Libra

What sign are you most drawn to (in friendship or in romance)?(Required)

Pisces

Libra

Gemini

Aries

Cancer

Taurus

Aquarius

Leo

Scorpio

Capricorn

Virgo

Pick a fabric:(Required)

Chiffon

Cotton

Denim

Spandex

Lace

Silk

Twill

Wool

Leather

Velvet

Linen

How would you describe your personal style/fashion aesthetic?(Required)

Edgy

You’re still figuring it out

Complex and always changing

Dykey

High femme

Over-the-top

Otherworldly

Casual

Classic butch

Messy masc

Jimmy Buffet chic

Pick a carbonated beverage:(Required)

Coke Spiced

Celcius

Cheerwine

Coke Zero

Cherry Coke

Club Soda

Ginger Ale

Starry

Fanta

Seltzer

Dr. Pepper Coconut Cream

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