Quiz: Who’s Your Dream Celesbian Couple?

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One of the first quizzes in the modern era of Austraddle Personality Quizzes was Carmen’s iconic Celebrity Dream Date quiz. Now’s your chance to level up your dream celesbian dating game using this quiz to find not one but TWO whole famous queers to throuple up with!

It’s date night! What are you up to?(Required)

Romantic dinner at home…then early to bed

Boardgame café

Tasting menu at an upscale restaurant

Rock concert

Dinner and a show

Fashion show, then a club

The Oscars

Queer standup

Ice skating

WNBA game

What’s your throuple Halloween costume?(Required)

TLC Waterfalls video

Edward, Jacob and Bella from Twilight

The Three Musketeers

Betty, Wilma and Dino from the Flintstones

Buffy, Willow & Xander

Charlie’s Angels [era of your choice]

The witchy sisters from Hocus Pocus

The Three Amigos

The Jonas Brothers

Salt n Pepa Push It video

What are you looking for in a couple?(Required)

A physical connection

Long-term companionship

Folks to help you start the queer commune of your dreams

Someone that can keep up with you

Excellent communicators

A chance to triple my wardrobe

People to pay off your student loans

Chill people to hang out and have a fun time with

Chaos

A balanced couple to suit your different needs

And what could you bring to the relationship?(Required)

Stamina

A cultural reference for every occasion

Excellent logistic capabilities

The ability to drive and do maths

Next-level baggage

Power tools

Those student loans from the previous question

Great sense of humour

A sense of adventure

Ambidexterity

What’s your favourite triangle?(Required)

Isoceles

Celtic triangle

The tinkly musical instrument

Research Triangle, North Carolina

Pink triangle

Right-angled triangle

A nacho chip

Pascal’s Triangle

The Triforce from Legend of Zelda

Bermuda triangle

You’re decorating a shared space for the three of you. Pick a wall colour:(Required)

Dark green

Olive green

Yellow

Magenta and blue stripes

Lavender

White

Sky blue

Grey

Pink

Black

Pick a communal meal to eat together

Nyotaimori

Picnic

Tapas

Smorgasbord

Hot Pot

Korean BBQ

Fondue

Boodle Fight

Yum Cha

Pu Pu Platter

Pick a three-headed figure from mythology(Required)

Azi Dahaka, a three-headed dragon in Persian mythology

Cerberus, three-headed dog in Greek mythology

Zmly Gorynych, three-headed Slavic dragon

Trishira, three-headed Hindu demon

Triglav, Slavic pagan three-headed god

Balaur, Romanian three-headed dragon

Trisiras, three-headed Hindu demi-god

Bune, three-headed occultic dragon

Airavata, three-headed Hindu/Jain elephant

Geryon, three-headed giant and grandson of Medusa in Greek mythology

Oh no, there’s an argument raging between your loves! What do you do?

Suggest the best way to resolve this is in the bedroom

Try to mediate between them

Run and hide

Work out who is right and take their side

Cry

Consult the terms of your carefully-worded poly agreement

Tell them you love both of them but you’re staying well out of this

Attempt to diffuse the situation with humour

Wade right in

Tell them they’re both wrong and you’re right

Which of the following throuple stock photos are you really feeling:(Required)

Pick a trope(Required)

Only one bed

Friends to lovers

Workplace romance

Secret lovers

Showmance

Sports rivals

May to December

Hurt/Comfort

Meet cute

Slow burn

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