Quiz: Which Funny Queer Book Should You Read This April?

It’s April, it’s spring, and you deserve to read something that will make you laugh! Take this quiz and find out which funny queer book you should read this month. Share your preferences for literary humor (and answer a few questions about fruit, sock, and color inclinations) and the quiz will provide an excellent recommendation. A variety of senses of humor are included! Dark humor informed by decolonization politics? Check! Irish queer teen girl sarcasm? Check! Feminist satire of the millennial workforce lifestyle trend? Check! And more!

Humorous Queer April Books

Pick a genre:(Required)

Cozy mystery

Contemporary YA

Literary fiction

Literary suspense

Science fiction

Personal essay collection

Graphic memoir

Memoir / Autofiction

You want your queer humor with a side of…(Required)

Teen romance

Pop culture, relationships, and body stuff

Smart play with literary forms and genres

Light misandry and skewering of corporate culture

Indigenous activism

Old fashioned murder mystery

Eurovision

Beautiful illustrations

Which fruit are you snacking on while reading?(Required)

Choose a member of the Babysitter's Club:(Required)

Dawn Schafer

Kristy Thomas

Mallory Pike

Jessi Ramsey

Abby Stevenson

Mary Anne Spier

Claudia Kishi

Stacey McGill

What type of humor are you looking for?(Required)

Silly, wacky, musical

Self-deprecating and brutally honest

Coming of age / immigrant awkwardness

A mix of pastiche, parody, satire, and comedy

Kristy Dark, sarcastic, and trauma-informed

Quirky, light, and eccentric

Irish teen girl wit

Queer feminist satire

Slip on some socks:(Required)

What's your ideal reading situation?(Required)

In a minimalist cafe with jazz playing and a perfect tiny little cappuccino

You can read anywhere and anytime, since your imagination transports you away immediately

Eating some kind of decadent dessert with tea in front of the fire

In your favourite corner of the library, with lots of other books nearby for reference

Outside catching some sunshine

In a dive bar with a pint

On a bus or a train as the scenery goes by

In bed with some delicious junk food snacks

Which quotation from these funny queer books speaks to you?(Required)

“For the straight world, crime was a problem or an abstraction, but for people like her, crime was the solution. Not that she called it crime; she called it reparations.”

“Sure, sex is fun, but have you ever pooped on a reliable schedule?”

“‘Aunt Vee, someone might be dead,’ Clara admonished the older woman’s delight. ‘We’re all going to die eventually,’ Vanessa told her. “

“Judith Ball’s title had recently been rebranded to chief People officer. She had the warmth of a disinfectant spray.”

“When the aliens come, there’ll be one queue to fight them and one queue to fuck them, and the second one’ll be longer by light-years.”

“She really did look relieved. Like the stick up her ass had decreased in width or length.”

“When people ask me how I chose my name, I respond, ‘Grace is the thing you don’t choose.’”

What's your dream job?(Required)

Mystery novelist

Musician / Actor / Dancer

Academic

TV writer

Architect

Criminal

Social worker

Industrial designer

Choose a pair of glasses:(Required)

Which spring activity are you looking forward to most?(Required)

Shopping at outdoor markets

Driving with your windows rolled down playing music at full blast

Planting your garden

TV Visiting a farm to see baby animals

Reading on a cafe patio

Climbing trees and playing at the playground

Going for a motorcycle ride

Having a picnic

Which spring outfit are you excited to wear?(Required)

Choose a funny TV show:(Required)

Fleabag

Derry Girls

Shrill

Glee

Only Murders in the Building

Fresh Off the Boat

I May Destroy You

The Office

Pick a color:(Required)

What's your favorite rainy day activity?(Required)

Online shopping

Baking

Solving other people’s problems

Reading

Jumping in puddles

Playing, listening, dancing, or lip synching to music

Staying inside like you always do, duh!

Drawing

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