Quiz: What Disney Channel Original Movie Made You Gay?

I’ve returned with another quiz to expose your innermost truths! This one is heavy on the late 90s/early 2000s nostalgia, and I apologize in advance if your personal favorite DCOM did not make the cut. The possible results were all released from 1998-2006, because I admittedly went with the ones I’ve personally seen the most amount of times! I simply do not know what a “lemonade mouth” is!

What Disney Channel Original Movie Made You Gay?

What best describes your planner and/or calendar app?(Required)

Full of sparkles and stickers

Full of work stuff AND social events, because you’re a champion multitasker

You have a shared calendar with your family

Full of positive affirmations for yourself

You occasionally write down to-do lists on scraps of paper but that’s it

You have a very meticulous, handwritten planner

You use a combination of calendar apps, a physical planner, and a wall calendar

You use nothing and just wing it

You like to write down your short- and long-term aspirations

If you were to make a mixtape for your crush/partner/best friend, what would be on it?(Required)

Showtunes

Pop girl groups

Club remixes of hits

Sad gay singer-songwriter singles

Rock

Songs one might hear at Lilith Fair

Electronica

Pop punk

All Stevie Nicks

Which of the following situations sounds most unpleasant to you:(Required)

Someone singing off-key at karaoke

A friend being mad at you

Your team losing the big game

Not fitting in well with a group of people

Being told you can’t do something

A friend’s mom being mad at you

Moving somewhere where you don’t know anyone

Selling out

Someone thinking you’re weak

Pick a piece of Autostraddle past/present merch:(Required)

What’s something someone could say to you on a first date that would make you automatically want to go on a second date?(Required)

“I love your voice.”

You prefer not to date because you’re focused on friendships right now

“Do you want to play a game?”

“I’m a top.”

“Let’s go on an adventure.”

“Good girl.”

“My angel, flung out of space.”

“Fuck capitalism.”

“You smell nice.”

Pick a potato style:(Required)

Loaded tater tots

Gnocchi

Cheese fries

You don’t like potatoes

Mashed potatoes

Potatoes au gratin

Roasted purple potatoes

Potato chips

Potato soup

What quality best describes your closest friends?(Required)

Extroverted

Loyal

Ambitious

Creative

Adventurous

Assertive

Weird

Low drama

Powerful

What fanfic trope do you like the best?(Required)

High school AU

Friends to lovers

Long-lost sibling

Enemies to lovers

Body swap

Robot/human relationship

Time loop/time travel

You don’t read/like/care about fanfic

Magic AU

What’s your favorite holiday/celebration?(Required)

Valentine’s Day

Halloween

WNBA All-Star Game

Your own birthday

Any celebration that involves a cookout

Mother’s Day

Pride Month

FIFA Women’s World Cup

Winter Solstice

Who knows you the best?(Required)

Your partner

Your group of friends

Your sibling

Yourself

Your pet

Your mom

Your internet search history

Your roommates

Your astrologer

What do you wish you were doing right now instead of taking this quiz?(Required)

Hosting a party

Performing

Playing ball

Dancing

Hiking

Baking

Writing

420

Hanging out with your bff

Pick a dog:(Required)

What early/mid-2000s television show means the most to you?(Required)

Laguna Beach

Desperate Housewives

The Wild Thornberrys

30 Rock

Friday Night Lights

Weeds

Battlestar Galactica

Drake & Josh

Angel

Pick a shoe:(Required)

Kitten heel

Chunky heel

Athletic sneakers

Cowboy boot

Loafers

Thigh-high boots

Platform sneakers

Vans

Combat boots

You’re a teen in a mall. What store is your first stop?(Required)

FYE

Claire’s

Foot Locker

Limited Too

Pac Sun

Bath & Body Works

Spencer’s

Journeys

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