QUIZ: What Kind of Queer Valentine's Date Are You?

What song are you getting ready to before you link up?*
- “No Ordinary Love,” Sade
- “Please Me,” Bruno Mars x Cardi B
- “Can I,” Kehlani
- “Stupid,” Ashnikko x Yung Baby Tate
- “Chanel,” Frank Ocean
- “Mushroom Chocolate,” Quin x 6LACK
What time is your date?*
- Oh, this is an all day thing, surprises and treats sunup to sundown
- It’s an afternoon moment that goes into the night
- I’m always on demon time but also – what do you mean “date?”
- I was told 7, but I’ll be showing up whenever I want
- Whatever time works for her works for me – no rush
- 8:00 on the dot, lateness is not tolerated.
What are they going to see when the clothes come off?*
- An all-white lace bodysuit.
- A criss-cross applesauce bandage moment!
- Harnesses all day
- A matching two piece, duh
- Honestly, probably nothing – commando is more my speed
- I won’t already be wearing it but I’ll be putting on a bit of leather when we get back
What nickname would you call your partner?*
- Sweetheart
- Babe
- Boo
- Babygirl
- Cutie
- No nicknames – we’re far too grown for that
Where are you trying to get it on at?*
- In our bed of course!
- The passenger seat of the car
- Against the wall as soon as I walk in
- On the floor on top of a very fluffy rug
- On the couch with all those throw pillows tossed on the floor
- In the bath surrounded by candles
When it’s time to get to it, what position are you putting them in?*
- Missionary
- Reverse Cowgirl
- Doggy Style
- Face-off
- Seated Oral
- Legs over the shoulders
After sex, how do you want to sleep?*
- All wrapped up and hella intertwined with my person
- Little spoon that wiggles quite a bit.
- Alone, back at home, in my own bedroom
- Curled up facing my partner
- Maybe a casual light brush of an arm
- On my side of the fucking bed
How long does it take you to text back?*
- Immediately, I’m probably sitting next to you anyway
- One hour later but with an emoji
- I’m knuckle deep in someone else so when my hand gets free later
- 15 minutes but it’s a meme
- 2 hours and it’s and audio message
- Quickly, but mostly because its an auto response that says “Can’t talk right now”
Your most used emoji is:*
- 🥰
- 😈
- 💦
- 🍑
- 👌
- 💋
Of course… pick a character from "The L Word":*

QUIZ: What Kind of Queer Valentine’s Date Are You?

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