This year’s FIFA Women’s World Cup has been the gayest sporting event ever, as you see reflected here in this small selection of gay tweets compiled by Heather and ranked by thirst by Rachel.
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build a megan rapinoe statue and put in the lawn at the white house
— whitney medworth (@its_whitney) June 28, 2019
24.
I still chant it as "WE-R-GAY" but, yes.
— Jess Martin (@OpenEyedSneeze) July 2, 2019
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https://twitter.com/theheatherhogan/status/1144691987678998530
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https://twitter.com/MeredithLClark/status/1143896289400242176
21.
If god hates gays so much then explain the USWNT
— kelsey (@drunkhaught) July 2, 2019
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https://twitter.com/rgay/status/1144708990070222848
19.
Straight ppl finding out Megan Rapinoe rules during pride month almost feels hurtful…
You can be obsessed w/ her in July, allies.
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) June 30, 2019
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https://twitter.com/KTHeaney/status/1144713249490972672
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Purple-haired lesbian goddess flattens France like a crêpe: https://t.co/NDm22MDZ2q pic.twitter.com/UDbbP85bz4
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) June 28, 2019
16.
Men are just intimidated by Megan Rapinoe because she’s better than them at soccer and making women orgasm.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 2, 2019
15.
Me introducing my wife to the USWNT: lesbian, lesbian, lesbian, lesbian, straight, straight… #FIFAWWC
— Dorothy Snarker (@dorothysnarker) June 28, 2019
14.
It may not be the White House, but we’d be happy to welcome @mPinoe & the entire #USWMNT for a tour of the House of Representatives anytime they’d like. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/ccgqE8vCds
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 28, 2019
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https://twitter.com/spacedanvcrs/status/1146189235290103808
12.
bitches are only watching the fifa women’s world cup bc they have a crush on megan rapinoe.
its me. im bitches
— cal 🏳️⚧️ (@gothhippycowboy) June 28, 2019
11.
Happy World #pride today and every day!!
I love you, @Ashlyn_Harris and I am infinitely so proud to be yours.❤️🏳️🌈👭💅🏽 #DareToShine @ Lyon, France https://t.co/EkrYUp0SAt— Ali Krieger (@alikrieger) June 30, 2019
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— Sue Bird (@S10Bird) June 28, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ivadixit/status/1146137998435766273
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Top me Alyssa. https://t.co/E16nGfKtWd
— Laura Zak (@la_wa) July 2, 2019
6.
same energy pic.twitter.com/d5jWTDkUWt
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 2, 2019
5.
Tobin Heath let me brush your hair
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) June 28, 2019
4.
I’m over here wishing I was the ball
— Giulia: Undercover ⚡️🖤 (@giuliaduplat) July 2, 2019
3.
I mean I wouldn’t mind being mounted by Tobin like that but that’s not what’s important here
— 🇧🇸🏳️🌈 (@ShanLaShawn) July 2, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/lgbtqfc/status/1146134679902400512
1.
READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL! GO USA!! 🇺🇸 @DrinkBODYARMOR @mPinoe https://t.co/C67C4zv6cL
— Sue Bird (@S10Bird) July 2, 2019
