My darlings, with the 2019 Oscars finally in our rearview mirror, it is at long last time to weed through another week in queer celebrity social media. This week has been a glorious one for looking at pretty people in formalwear, but it’s possible you may have missed Kacey Musgraves’ ascendence to The Presidency:
https://twitter.com/KaceyMusgraves/status/1099220601166856192
Additionally in straight people news, this developing story:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuPY09agnpz/
Hollywood please make this movie IMMEDIATELY.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuUXr48FX03/
NO, HOLLYWOOD PLEASE MAKE THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY.
What if you were camping in the woods with Lena Waithe? I bet she’d roast the best marshmallows. I know this picture has nothing to do with camping. I just enjoy fantasizing about my life with Lena Waithe.
This is Chloë Grace Moretz and she looks grateful.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuNgwx9Hyyc/
A Kehlani flopped against the oven because she’s so excited about her mixtape is one of my favorite Kehlanis.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuF-1TklPjb/
Mom’s spaghetti.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuVJOnIHLTa/
OK OK OK OK OK OK
But here’s where Tessa Thompson ended up focusing her attention. I’m not mad at it.
Stephanie Beatriz can do literally anything. Her smile is like a smile from the actual sun.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuQaaAgAXFu/
Teddy Geiger’s thirst trap of the week is very particularly specialized. 🍑
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuMi1PZgy5p
However, I have elected to give her a VERY special extra No Filter post just so she can ask the question that I myself have been wondering.
