Hey champs, this week we’re here to talk about Awards Season! That beautiful time of year when beautiful people put on beautiful outfits and sit around in a beautiful Hollywood theatre to win awards for some usually mediocre movies and TV shows!
My colleague Alyssa noticed that the letters behind Stephanie appear to (but like, obvs do not) spell out DENBO, which reminded us of our favorite(???????) character from The L Word, She-bar entrepreneur Dawn Denbo.
As an homage to our friend Ms. Denbo, as a tribute to how beautiful Stephanie Beatriz looks in that picture, and mostly for no real reason whatsoever, we are dedicating this post to our own unofficial awards ceremony. Dear readers, thank you for attending the inaugural Denbo Awards.
I would be remiss if I did not present the first Denbo Award for GODDAMN to Stephanie Beatriz.
The Proving My Relationship Exists By Touching Cara Delevingne’s Butt Award goes to Ashley Benson this week, but I can’t promise anything in the future.
The Lover Cindi Award goes to… Hayley Kiyoko!!!!!
The Be Still My Heart Everything Looks Like That One Shot from Jaws Award goes to Lena Waithe.
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The Aspiring Grunge Mommi in Television or Film Award goes to Evan Rachel Wood.
Rutina Wesley sailed away with the Most Charming Smile Despite A Usually Very Unflattering Angle Award.
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The Damn I Need a Checkup Award is hereby presented to King Princess, for this week’s very gay photo.
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The Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya Honorary Thirst Trap Award goes to Teddy Geiger.
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I’m awarding Janelle Monaé the Denbo Award for Overall Best.
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The Denbo Award for Excellence in Maintaining Friendships and Creative Partnerships With Your Ex Girlfriend goes to St Vincent and Carrie Brownstein. Um, if I ever tried to exert any kind of creative control over my ex girlfriend’s art she would eat my face. Good for you two!!!
