Holigay Gift Guide: Mommi and Me

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya —
Nov 30, 2018
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When Erin and I created the concept/lifestyle/identity of “Mommi” back in summer of 2017, little did we know how much it would take off. I have had to explain what a Mommi is to a hairstylist, coworkers, a flight attendant, and actual Mommis. Some people understand instantly. Some people need a diagram, which I am happy to provide. I field questions about what and who is and is not Mommi on a semi-weekly basis. Mommi has become my part-time job. So, naturally, I am here to tell you what to gift the Mommis in your life. Or, if you are a Mommi yourself, here are the things you should write on your holiday wishlist, handwritten on personalized stationery I assume (also, call me!).


Mommi Looks

1 / Autostraddle Mommi Tee ($15)
2 / Gold cuff bracelet ($16)
3 / Long Cardigan ($40)
4 / Cropped Jeans ($64)
5 / Kate Spade Satchel ($298)
6 / Leather Slides ($89)

This is a staple Mommi Casual look that can be worn to brunch, book club, the wine bar, a beach. The satchel is big enough to hold at least one of the Neapolitan Novels. The gold cuff can clink gently against your glass of pinot grigio. And, of course, our official Mommi t-shirt assuages any doubts about your Mommi status, meaning no one will have to text ME to ask if YOU are a Mommi so thank you for doing the work for me.


Mommi Toys

1 / 4 Pack of Monogrammed Wine Glasses ($49.99)
2 / Marian Bull Ocean Mug ($48)
3 / Watercolored Oyster Print Set ($45)
4 / Amethyst Tea Light Holder ($50)

Every Mommi’s home must have the three C’s: candles, crystals, ceramics. I have also decided that Mommis have random sea-inspired watercolor works in their homes, because it feels right. When in doubt: MONOGRAM.


Mommi Treats

1 / Ginger Twist Tea ($9.95)
2 / Fig Jam ($12)
3 / Wine and Truffles Gift Pack ($54.99)
4 / Pears, Apples, and Cheese Gift Pack ($44.99)

Think “picnic on the beach” or “cozy night by a fireplace” or “wine for dinner” — these are all acceptable meal concepts for Mommis.

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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