Welcome back to No Filter, a place for friends. Last week, I lamented that Kristen Stewart hasn’t been seen stalking grumpily around Los Angeles in a while, so this week the universe provided. Then she walked around looking sad while Stella Maxwell flashed her abs, and later our favorite golden couple teamed up to flaunt their abs together (apologies for all the Daily Mail, they just have the most ridiculous headlines). It was also Kristen’s birthday this week, an event celebrated only by this single Instagram story via Stella:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhX5wuzHNNv/?taken-by=kehlani
Weekly confirmation that Kehlani is still extremely attractive.
Forgive me but I must assume that this hoop on Hayley’s hip is a key ring which she has set aside for her own set of your house keys, which is very presumptuous of her but also I probably wouldn’t say no. Come over any time, Hayley, help yourself to whatever’s in the fridge.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhXGB3IgYjX/?taken-by=bishilarious
Weekly confirmation that Brittani Nichols is still well aware of your all-encompassing crush on her.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhUbCnDD0Oe/?taken-by=cameronesposito
I always did wonder what Cameron Esposito looked like before the haircut that launched a thousand ships.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhKda1cj39s/?taken-by=therealsararamirez
Sara Ramirez just wants to make sure you didn’t miss out on any important details of her outfit. Sara, we literally NEVER DO.
I don’t know exactly what goes down at ClexaCon but whatever it is, this seems adorable.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhP6Dq1HAgy/?taken-by=evanrachelwood
Your pal Evan Rachel Wood is probably entertaining the shit out of everyone else in this parking lot.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhQAvxHlBjB/?taken-by=laurenjauregui
Speaking of sittin’ up in her room (sorry), Lauren Jauregui is busy turning herself into a goth teenager.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhGQytnhbb-/?taken-by=kristinnoeline
We end this week with the most important celebrity coverage of all. Sources in the know tell us that Sam the cat and Carol the chihuahua are more loved-up than ever and this candid photo/video combination proves it. Are they headed for a spring fling? Join us next week to find out.