The Comment Awards Are Shipping Paris and Cara

Darcy
Mar 30, 2018
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Hi, loves! Have you snuggled a dog, cat, or chinchilla of your choice yet today? You might want to do that right now. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

This week, Kat Sandoval came out as bisexual on Madam Secretary, and Carmen was wowed.

Brittney did not keep her New Year’s Resolutions.

One Day At A Time has been renewed! A Rita Moreno upon us all!

This essay from Renee was SO GOOD: Carrying Heavy Shit: Teaching and Unteaching Gender in the Wilderness.

Kayla’s in love with curling, and we’re all in love with Kayla!

This 30 Days of Carol Trivia Quiz was very, very hard, and I flunked it very badly. (But you’ll love it!)

100 of My Favorite Poets For Your Survival Pack. I love the idea of a poetry survival pack so, so much.

And then there were your comments!


On 30 Days of Carol: Day 13 – Looks Directed at the Men of Carol, Ranked By Contempt:

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The Game of Gloves Award to Rous Rose and Kristana:

Rous: Poster from Game of Thrones, Altered to include gloves / Kristana: Gif of Khaleesi saying "yes, all men must die. But we are not all men."

On Y’All Need Help #22: Spring Cleaning Part 1:

The You Do You Award to Creatrix Tiara:

Q5: Even when I have a “gay haircut

On Autostraddle March Madness — Best First Kiss: Round One, Pt. 2 (Drama Faves vs. Sci-Fi/Fantasy Babes):

The Voter Fraud Award to Rous Rose:

If I ugly cry tears of joy when voting for Petra and JR, it automatically registers as twenty votes, yes?

On 30 Days of Carol: Day 22 – Guess Who’s Unimpressed by Carol:

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The Rootabaga Award to kay:

It’s all fun and gaymes until this little girl, perhaps decade later, realizes Cate is her root.

On 30 Days of Carol: Day 23 – Carol Miscellanies:

The Fanfic Of Our Own Award to Snaelle and Amidola:

Snaelle: Who else has the feeling after watching that video that Rooney Mara spends her time looking for other opportunities to work with Cate, checking social media to see what she’s up to, rereading the handful of messages on her phone from Cate and wondering if it would be weird to send a cute/funny follow-up to one of them, and telling herself that Cate and she shared a real connection, but Cate is just extremely busy (whilst she opens a bottle of wine/ jar of icecream/ new box of tissues and rewatches certain scenes with Cate for “acting research”). / Amidola: Once in a while, when they happen to be in the same town, they go out for coffee and R pretends that her whole world doesn’t hinge on these couple of days out of the entire year. Nothing spectacular ever happens, but then it takes her months to get Cate‘s laugh out of her head, the way the wind catches in her hair out of her mind, and just when she thinks she‘s over it, there‘s another gala, another awards show, and there she‘ll be again, with the gait of a lioness in 6 inch heels, towering above everyone else, lighting up the entire room, and it is during those times, that R wonders if life isn’t just a wonderful and terrible merger of art and reality. / She’s automatically defensive when the subject of Cate comes up, insisting that they have a casual, great friendship, and feel so comfortable and relaxed when they see each other. At 3 a.m. however she finds herself angrily asking questions to a blank wall like “Why did you suggest going out for coffee to continue our conversion and then turn up with Todd? Why didn’t you respond when I sent you a heartfelt message of support on the day your headache prevented you filming? Did you even really have a headache?

She’s automatically defensive when the subject of Cate comes up, insisting that they have a casual, great friendship, and feel so comfortable and relaxed when they see each other. At 3 a.m. however she finds herself angrily asking questions to a blank wall like “Why did you suggest going out for coffee to continue our conversion and then turn up with Todd? Why didn’t you respond when I sent you a heartfelt message of support on the day your headache prevented you filming? Did you even really have a headache?

On Paris Jackson and Cara Delevingne’s ALLEGED Relationship Is Honestly the Highlight of My Year:

The Sorry Ms. Jackson Award to Al, Stef and Denise:

Al: Is Cara giving herself up by calling Janet, Miss Jackson? / Stef: i’m sorry ms jackson HOOOOO i am for reeeeal / Denise: Embracing her nasty.

On 30 Days of Carol: Day 25 – Cracking the Code on These Two New York Lesbians:

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The Time Turner Award to Isabel:

Image of a vintage album cover - singer is holding the same cover and it loops forever

And on Autostraddle March Madness — Best First Kiss: Sweet 16:

The WaySuprised Award to Catherine:

honestly, anyone who votes for Piper and Alex over Petra and JR in this round should be banned from Autostraddle. THERE ARE LIMITS TO WHAT WE CAN ACCEPT HERE. (I now know what Heather Hogan was subtweeting)


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