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Hi there, pals! You’re doing so great. I’m so glad you’re here. Would you care for a glass of water?

This week, there was a lot of Carol in our lives. I think this one was my absolute favorite.

Riese stumped us (well, me) with a quiz about the lesbian ’90s.

Need a game to play? A.E. recommends Lost Wage Rampage.

PETRA SOLANO BISEXUAL! OKAY? OKAY! (Thanks, Valerie!)

Mey’s got all the fashion inspiration we could ever need in Style Thief: How To Dress Like Lesbian Jesus Hayley Kiyoko.

Archie co-wrote and illustrated this guide to they/them pronouns that you can pre-order right now for your very own self! Or a friend or parent! Or your local library!

From Carolyn: How To Eat Ass. This series is so good.

And then there were your comments!

On Grease Bats: Heartbroken:

The Archie Teaches Typing Award to Brianna:

archie i’m so mad at you for making a character as deeply My Type as Andy and then making them the worst possible person for me ps i refuse to take responsibility for any correlation between those two xoxo

On 30 Days of Carol: Day 6 – Carol Looks Ranked by the Degree to Which They Mark Therese as a Snack:

The Everybody Wins Award to Blackmar:

Marry Therese Fuck Carol Be best friends with Abby / And also fuck my best friend, Abby

And the Stayin’ Alive Award to Rous Rose:

Photoshopped image. Heading: Doctors are AMAZED! Woman magically gets through filming with Cate Blanchett WITHOUT having a heart attack every five seconds.

On 30 Days of Carol: Day 7 – How To Get Carol’s Back Probably:

The Heart Healthy Award to AnnieStinkle:

Crack me like one of your French pistachios…

On Drawn to Comics: “A Quick and Easy Guide to They/Them Pronouns” Is Quick, Easy and Spectacular:

The Ye/Thou Pronoun Award to Chandra and Monique:

Chandra: Great resource! When people try to argue that “they

On 30 Days of Carol: Day 8 – You Can Buy Carol Aird’s Home for 2.9 Million Dollars:

The Aird Sold Separately Award to Rous Rose and Harold Theyre Lesbians:

Rous: Does a Carol come with the house? / HaroldThey'reLesbians: Like batteries, all Carols come separate.

On 30 Days of Carol: Day 9 – Let’s Play “Which Co-Star is Rooney Mara With?”

The Jack Skellington Award of Distinction to Kristana:

What’s this, what’s this, There Rooney everywhere, What’s this, what’s this, She’s giving Cate “The Stare”, What’s this What’s this, what’s this, There’s something very wrong What’s this, The media is singing our song, What’s this, The streets are lined with Baby gays laughing, Everybody seems so happy, Have I possibly gone daffy, What is this, What is this There’s angels singing chorus, Inside our little heads, We’re watching the thirst between them, It’s knocking us all dead WHAT IS THIS, Caroltown, hmmmm

And on 30 Days of Carol: Day 11 – I’m Really Sorry:

The Safety Monitor Award to Isabel:

Photo of Isabel wearing a hard hat, washing her eyes out at a drinking fountain

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