a gofundme page
that’ll have a real impact
on my bank account
a good writing prompt
is the venmo emoji
let your mind run wild
the google doodle
surely virginia woolf’s dream
a room of one’s pwn
POV cooking
keeps the cortisol at bay
timelapse me daddy
listen to the tweet
say myspace like versace
a cognitive mod
a twitter feature
that closes the app for you
when you open drafts
heard tweens play a game
called “name the best youtubers”
and smelled soil unearthed
how far is too far?
said cady “tide pod” heron:
no limits exist
early internet
bless her for livejournal’s name
which is just talking
also for facebook
so much literalism
vine would be loopclip
you tube and me watch
said the future with a club
dragging on the ground
ever notice how
it’s always h-t-t-p
ne’er h-t-t me
what are the chances
there’s a google doc review
that awaits us all
i can freeze my bank
and get groceries delivered
but can’t e-unsend
wikipedia
they’re like, “mam, a penny, please”
as i gorge to death
timeline minesweeper
me too, aziz, cat person
better luck next time
remember covfefe
respect and honor covfefe
for it signed the end
what’s night without day
what’s a blog without a mom
what’s dark without light
when amazon reigns
will we call him lord bezos
or papa bezos
in case there was doubt
alexa’s a feminist
wokest surveillance
