Welcome back to No Filter, a place for friends. This week in Vapid Fluff, Trace Lysette’s flowering plant Margaret is very very ill (I do not have a link; Margaret’s dramatic life mostly plays out in Instagram stories), Caitlyn Jenner is maybe someone’s mommi and Robert Pattinson is avoiding Kristen Stewart because he knows she’s trouble. This is also what I tell myself when I spend a lot of time away from Kristen Stewart. It’s for the best. Also despite what you may have read, as far as we know Janelle Monáe has never publicly confirmed she’s actually queer but we’re about 350% sure she’s currently in a criminally attractive relationship with Tessa Thompson.
These two can do no wrong. I’ve been staring into Sarah Paulson’s deep lovely doe eyes for about 15 minutes.
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Amandla Stenberg is arm wrestling an arcade game and I think I’m okay with it.
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Stella Maxwell, bedazzled and virtually unrecognizable.
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Danielle Brooks sang at a Lea DeLaria show and it was obviously amazing.
Same.
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File under: most predictable, but still oddly pleasing.
Author Cara Delevingne JUMPED OUT OF AN AIRPLANE, wrote SOMETHING on her hand (CANNIE FOREVER???).
Stephanie Beatriz KILLED ALL OF US.
Sometimes I feel like Samira Wiley posts cute selfies on Wednesday to thwart me, but joke’s on her cos now it’s in this week’s No Filter instead.
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This looks like a pair of pajamas my parents had me wear a lot in the 80s but I’m not mad at it even a little bit. I also appreciate how Evan was careful to tag two separate Gal Gadot accounts just in case, because you can never be too careful when trying to get Gal Gadot’s attention.
Mallory Ortberg jumped on the 90s Hot Topic fashion train and boldly showed the world her vest, made of real gorilla chest.
“Why so serious?”-The Joker 🃏 pic.twitter.com/DwUbIX9G2t
— Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 (@JanelleMonae) November 1, 2017
Janelle Monáe’s skin remains flawless even under Halloween makeup and she manages to look beautiful even when playing some sort of Joker mime. It’s actually not fair.
Join us next week, when I guess it’ll be Christmas.
