Feeling a little extra rage today? What’s that? Every day since November 9, you say? Girl. I got you.
Put some Cheetos in a bag and smash them with a hammer. Stomp them with your combat boots. Run them over with your car. Engage in some mindful meditation and journal about how you’re feeling now. Rest up. Nurture yourself.
(Then take a photo and send it to your senators or whatever. Have you called them today?)
1. Cheetos Waffles
2. Cheetos Chicken Fingers
3. Cheetos Coated Brussels Sprouts
4. Cheetos Crust Chanterelle & Gruyere Quiche
5. Broccoli With Cheetos
(This recipe doesn’t explicitly call for crushing, but you know. Follow your heart.)
6. Cheetos and Rosemary Goat Cheese Appetizer
7. Cheetos Crusted Mac n’ Cheese Doughnuts
8. Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Stix
9. Hot Cheetos Ice Cream
10. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Kale Salad
11. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Fried Chicken
