love @zoOmbini’s tweet
about laura prepon’s brows
being a spoiler
oh and THAT spoiler
of all places i saw it
scrolling instagram
watching contour vids
made me realize the children
they ARE our future
i want to dabble
in ASMR voice work
do y’all think i could
chani vs. susan
generational divide
i’m both tbh
now that i’ve a-camped
my facebook got made over
hair down glasses off
twitter has ruined
all comedians for me
no one’s funny lol
yes that last haiku
i made ‘lol’ one syllable
that’s because it is
come ON adobe
please remind a bitch later
LET ME LIVE MY LIFE
had a google hang
but couldn’t get my screen on
sincerely, A Mom
feel ‘same’ that on skype
lindsay lohan’s my avi
with a lazy eye
recently on slack
laneia nicknamed herself
“whoops, crap” & i died
a foody site launched
for those on their period
how great are humans
pregnant facebook friend
said “all thanks to my husband”
lol thanks for the F!
been cyberbullied
about my resting bitch face
help me obama
ohh a shit comment
let me just reply right here
in this grocery store
that site ‘hot or not’
i hope that its creator
is lost in the woods
used all my data
guess i can’t leave my house now
said an adult, me
proof the world’s ending:
amazon’s best selling books
give it a good scroll
let’s remember those
addicted to cheese & meat
life is but a meme
