deleted snapchat
feels good to not even try
will do this again
that game “name that tune”
but with instagram pictures
for if gay or straight
want to mommy blog
about my fake son brayden
what a little shit
a wise man once said
kidding it was a woman
retweeting is free
would love a thinkpiece
about why baby boomers
are so into p!nk
pinterest should calm down
all covering articles
every time you scroll
once in chicago
i rode the train with tav
felt like father time
susan miller flow
is stalling a site update
during retrograde
you’ll never believe
which of these celebrities
have aged over time
something sad is that
koko the gorilla’s blog
is better than mine
speaking of koko
her PR rep denied me
use of her blog pics
my old yahoo! mail
dates back so far it’s flooded
with dELia*s deals
i wonder how long
i would be able to last
inside xojane
stop using faceswap
it’s scary and is not good
hear my unique cry
when i’m on venmo
it feels way too personal
like i’ve seen too much
so glad that weird al
wasn’t famous at a time
we had internet
my favorite celebs
are instagram basset hounds
they’re free to follow
feel bad for kids now
i have like 80 passwords
how many will they?
why does google maps
stay trying to stunt on me
what’s it want from me
my fav facebook phrase
is “gotta love” and then _____
gotta love ellen
