a sleeper twitter
someone i did not expect
is chrissy teigen
when facebook came out
i was in my freshman year
college not high school
go on pandora
with rihanna’s ‘work’ in mind
not today old friend
a sad confession
i can’t figure out snapchat
i feel death’s hot breath
real life to online
too short just doesn’t translate
i’m sorry too short
my close online friend
@’d virginia woolf’s ghost
and met her girlfriend
tweet’s ‘oops (oh my)’ song
was a prophetic story
describing twitter
truly feel blessed that
i’m hard to find on facebook
shout out to my name
kevin gates’ six jobs
are internet byproducts
gig economy
something that’s crazy
is i got a car bumper
sent from amazon
i need a hair app
that tells me how to cut it
‘what’s app with my hair’
joanne the scammer
is like a next level cher
very iconic
liked an ex’s pic
it’s not that bad except whoops
that’s her boyfriend’s page
i saw a g-chat
but from seven years ago
and i’m now a ghost
who called them comments
when they’re really e-pinions
lol 2 tru
facebook’s custom tab
has saved many families
specifically mine
hey entrepreneurs
if you create that hair app
can i have a… cut
my favorite screenshots
are with mariah carey
saying “who’s j.lo?”
the A+ podcast
is required listening
their voices like hugs
mallory ortberg
she’s a nice alien, right?
welcome to earth mal
