GALLERY: Happy Valentine’s Day! Have you had a cupcake? Listened to some love/anti-love songs? Put on an outfit? Defended Taylor Swift?
Ok we’re tired now! So today is our very last installment of the lesbian sexy photo project. Here’s the previous installments: 60 Turn-Ons: More Lesbian Sexy NSFW Sunday Spectaculars and Lesbian Sexy in 27 Parts: An NSFW Sunday Spectacular.
Howevs if anyone happens to track down a photo of:
+ “girls who drink too much and yell at the neighbor’s cat”
+ “girls who have read Brett Easton Ellis”
+ “a girl wearing glasses on her laptop, in boyshorts or jeans and no shirt, just a bra” (which I feel could be taken in any of our rooms, really)
… do let us know.
The final 26.
HARNESS: Jiz Lee on how to pick a harness for her favorite cock, the Outlaw Dildo. (@jizlee)
SEXY SONGS: Billboard’s 50 Sexiest Songs of All Time. (@billboard)
SEXY PEOPLE: Billboard also asked its readers for the sexiest pop stars of all time. Britney Spears snagged number one, followed by Beyoncè, Miley Cyrus (?), Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Carrie Underwood, Shakira, NICOLE SCHERZINGER (who?), Taylor FUCKING SWIFT & Katy fucking Perry. The good news is that Adam Lambert won Sexiest Man in pop hands down. Holler! We called that shit ourselves, obviously. (@billboard)
WARRIOR PRINCESS: Lucy Lawless’ Ancient Roman Nipple Clamps. (@fleshbot)
SEXY FLICKR ALERT: On the magic of tumblr; via cuteboyishlesbiangirls via cinderandsmoke via malloreigh – found dwam’s flickr account. She’s a Suicide Girl and a kickass photographer. She’s friends with nanou, who we think is quite good-looking. She describes herself as “a comic-book artist, a tattooist, and sometimes a photographer-joke. I’m a witch, a model, a clown, a storm, a geekette, a SuicideGirl, the cat who goes by herself… I’m a jill of all trades, and an image-maker.” You can spend at least 3-4 hours today looking through her photos, and then before you know it, sunset, sunrise, the first day. (@flickr)
VAGINA POWER: “I’ve been hearing about, and even watching bits and pieces of clips of, Alexyss Tylor – a local cable TV host (local where, not sure) who speaks to her church about the power of vagina. At first I thought she was just whacked. Now I don’t think she’s whacked necessarily, or if she is, she’s wacky with a side of surrounding herself with the right people who know how to get her even more attention.” (@jayme waxman)
CAPRICIA: Maxim has a photoshoot with Caprica’s Alessandra Torresani. (@maxim)
GALLERY: 13 Sexy Valentines for Valentine’s: these are girls allegedly with the last name Valentine. Are they as cute as Hunter Valentine? We doubt it. (@coed)
DINNER: My Hands Are My Heart: “What’s crazy about all the standard Valentine’s Day gifts is that they all have narcotic effects, really! Go out and have some wine, and eat a big rich meal, and you’re really not going to want to fuck when you get home!.. You know what you should do, if you do go to the restaurant… FUCK FIRST. Fuck at four o’clock, if you have dinner reservations at eight. Fuck twice if you have dinner reservations at eight, then go to the restaurant. And toast the awesome relationship you have, and the amazing sex you just had, and then go home and collapse into bed, and fall the fuck asleep.” (@savagelove via @sugarbutch)
SHOP: Now that Valentine’s Day is over, there’s lots of cheap stuff, like Sue Johansons’ very own Berman Center Aphrodite Infrared Rechargeable Massager, The Screaming O Bullet Mini Vibrator, Assorted Colors or just lie on your couch with Anias Nin’s Little Birds.
SEXY TUMBLR ALERT: The description of defining myself is strange, but also sort of smoky/alluring in a cute way. There are lots of naked girls on it and half-naked girls or kissing girls. They all look like they live in Europe and smoke and have thoughts, it’s gentle but also hard. It’s hard to explain. You should just look at it.
LOUDSEX: Everyone in new York city can hear everyone else have sex all the time!
Also, some Winter Olympians are posing in their bikinis! I don’t know, is that bad? like objectifying people. Well, they’re cute.
