You’re a living breathing thing made of planet dust! What in the world will you do with your time here?


Queer as in F*ck You

+ Are you a femme of color? Fill out this survey and make the world an infinitely better place.

+ Bring a Lesbian to Work Day? Bring a Lesbian to Work Day!

+ Ben Carson is Absolute Garbage. GARBAGE.

+ My Life as a Queer, Mixed-Race Adoptee by July Westhale.

After all, wasn’t I so lucky, shouldn’t I be so grateful, that I existed at all?

+ A Staggering 40 Percent of Girls in Juvenile Detention Are LGBTQ.

+ People are idiots.

+ Study Confirms Homeless LGBTQ Youth Need More Help.


Doll Parts

+ How to Tell the Difference Between Real Solidarity and ‘Ally Theater’ by Mia McKenzie.

+ This is my favorite study! I have never ever wanted a cat more. Your Cat May Want to Kill You, Study Says.

+ 13 Body Positive Bloggers to Turn to When You’re Feeling Crummy About Your Body by Marie Southard Ospina.

+ I enjoyed this: My Instagram Pics with the Most Honest Captions I Could Give by Monica Heisey.


Saw This, Thought of You

+ Google Translate Error Sees Spanish Town Advertise Clitoris Festival and the jokes just write themselves.

+ The Slowed-Down Chipmunks Are Both Brilliant and Terrifying. Smoke first if you can.

+ SPEAKING OF Irish Government to Decriminalize Heroin, Cocaine and Marijuana.

+ See the Cast of The Baby-Sitters Club Together Again, 20 Years Later.

+ NASA Just Saw Something Come Out of a Black Hole for the First Time Ever.

+ Great, now all I want to do is read Taylor Swift/Taylor Swift fanfic.

+ Want a new podcast? It seems NPR has you covered with earbud.fm.

+ Sometimes Toes Spontaneously Fall Off and Nobody Knows Why and don’t ever talk to me again ever.


And Finally

Y’all, it’s literally titled The Burning Man of Birding: Inside Iceland’s Puffin Festival and I couldn’t help it, I clicked like my life depended on it.