Hello, you sweet lambs! Good day, you powerful musk oxen! Did you know today is our sixth birthday? It is, yes it is! And for our birthday, we are hosting an all-day Advice-a-Thon/AMA with our staff and a whole bunch of special guests. If you’re an A+ member, hop on over and ask us anything! If you’re not an A+ member, we hope you’ll think about joining up today. Not only do you get some pretty rad perks — including exclusive content, newsletters, a podcast, discounted merch, and more — when you join A+; you also get the satisfaction of knowing you’re keeping the most popular independently-owned queer women’s website in the world up and running!

But hey, you know what? We understand A+ is not for everyone, and that’s okay! We love you very much! And we don’t want to leave you out of the advice loop. So below, you will find one of our greatest creations: The Autostraddle 100% Natural Feel-Good Good Advice Generator. Answer four simple questions and our generator will look into your soul to determine what kind of advice you need today, and choose the famous queer woman to speak that advice right into your brain and your heart.

Go ahead, give it a try.

Thank you for celebrating our birthday with us. We could not do this thing without your constant love and continued support.