Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we ate so many festive cookies.


This time of year, every recipe seems to be so involved. You’re whisking, roasting, whipping, flipping and flambeing every ingredient under the sun to impress your holiday guests. By now, you surely deserve a break. You deserve to create a meal that involves the least number of cooking utensils possible. You need things you can cook in the microwave.

These recipes have got you covered from breakfast right through to dessert. You’d be surprised how easily and efficiently you can make a scrumptious dish that will impress the guests at your latest potluck — or at least let you have some breakfast without spending 20 minutes at the stove. Just make sure to always use microwave-safe dishes!


1. Single-Serving Blueberry Muffin

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via Chocolate-Covered Katie

2. Sweet Potato and Parsnip Chips

Sweet potato chips
via The Café

3. Cup of Coffee Cake in Under Five Minutes

Coffee cake
via Pretty Prudent

4. Two-Minute French Toast in a Cup

French toast
via Pretty Prudent

5. One-Minute Microwave Quiche in a Mug

Quiche
via Full-Thyme Student

6. Pumpkin Coffee Cake in a Mug

Pumpkin coffee cake
via Somewhat Simple

7. Chocolate Pudding Cake

via Food Network
via Food Network

8. Apple Crisp in a Mug

Apple crisp
via Small Home Big Start

9. One-bowl Quick Macaroni and Cheese

Mac and cheese
via The Kitchn

10. Cinnamon Roll Mug Cake

Cinnamon roll
via Cooking Classy

11. Chocolate Hazelnut Mug Cake

Chocolate hazelnut cake
via Running to the Kitchen

12. Vegan Sweet Potato Mug Cake

Sweet potato mug cake
via Oh My Veggies

13. Caramel Popcorn

Caramel popcorn
via The Kitchn

14. Dark Chocolate and Nutella Puppy Chow

Dark chocolate nutella puppy chow
via The Kitchn

15. Cornbread Eggs Benedict

Eggs benedict
via Food Network

16. Poached Eggs on Toast

Poached egg
via The Kitchn

17. Tostada To-Go

Tostada
via Sodium Girl

18. Mini Mochi Chocolate Donuts

via Kirbie's Cravings
via Kirbie’s Cravings

19. 2-Minute Apple Pie

Apple pie
via Pretty Prudent

20. Garlic-Wine Risotto

via Tastefully Julie
via Tastefully Julie

21. BBQ Chicken Thighs

via Martha Stewart
via Martha Stewart

22. Steamed Sweet Potato

Steamed sweet potato
via Spoon University

23. Corn on the Cob with Cilantro-Lime Butter

via Martha Stewart
via Martha Stewart

24. Steamed Artichokes

via This Modern Wife
via This Modern Wife

25. Frothed Milk for Cappuccinos

via The Kitchn
via The Kitchn

26. Simple Lemon Curd

via My Baking Addiction
via My Baking Addiction

27. Toasted Nuts

via Serious Eats
via Serious Eats