Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we ate mermaid rainbow food.
Mac and cheese doesn’t really need any explanation. It can be made from a blue cardboard box or by a Cordon Bleu-trained chef with cheeses that cost more than your apartment, and it’s always just what you needed. No matter your school of thought on what mac and cheese should or shouldn’t be, you’re sure to find a recipe or ten in here that works for you.
1. Grilled Seitan Kimchi Vegan Mac and Cheese
2. Extra Cheesy Pumpkin Jalapeño Macaroni and Cheese
3. Slow Cooker Three Cheese Mac and Cheese
4. Jalapeño and Chorizo Mac and Cheese
5. Spicy Sausage Pumpkin Mac and Cheese
6. Broccoli White Cheddar Shells
7. Fried Jalapeño Mac and Cheese Bites
8. Three Cheese Stovetop Mac and Cheese
9. French Dip Mac and Cheese Smothered French Fries
10. Green Chile Mac and Cheese
I am gonna make a vegan version of this if it kills me.
11. Mac and Cheese with Penne Pasta, Cheddar Cheese, Avocado and Lime
12. Sweet Potato Mac and Cheese
13. Easiest Creamiest Mac and Cheese
14. Mediterranean Mac and Cheese
15. Baked Gnocchi Mac and Cheese
This is such a good idea I’m so angry I didn’t think of it on my own. Someone figured out how to concentrate even more carbs into mac and cheese and they deserve a goddamn Nobel Prize.
16. Lobster Mac and Cheese
17. Buffalo Chicken Mac and Cheese
18. Smoky Gouda Mac and Cheese
19. Spinach Artichoke Mac and Cheese
20. Alplermagronen: Swiss Alpine Macaroni
21. Mac Attack Burger
It’s your life, I guess.
22. Chipotle Salmon and Sweet Corn Baked Macaroni
23. Macaroni and Cheese Pizza
24. Bacon Pimento Mac and Cheese
25. Vegan Cauliflower Mac and Cheese
26. Macaroni and Cheese Soup with Roasted Tomatoes
27. Mac and Cheese with Tortellini and Two Secret Ingredients
28. Cajun Shrimp Macaroni and Cheese
29. French Onion Soup Macaroni and Cheese
30. Smoky Vegan Butternut Mac n Cheese
31. Stovetop Goat Cheese Mac and Cheese
32. Pepperoni Pizza Mac and Cheese
33. Breakfast Mac and Cheese
34. Macaroni and Cheese Pancakes Recipe
I don’t know what happened to you in your childhood that made you think this was an okay thing to make, but I looked deep within myself and decided it wasn’t my place to keep this recipe from you even though it’s clearly an abomination. Please never tell me if you make this.