Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and next week we’ll check in and talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we grilled all the things.
Cooking is hard. Cleaning multiple pots and pans is hard. Chewing is even sort of hard sometimes. That’s why you have a BLENDER. Or food processor, or immersion blender, or whatever else. I was recently gifted a Fancy Grownup Blender and ever since then it’s been the only way I want to prepare food. Doesn’t heat up my kitchen, only requires flipping a switch, and is largely self-cleaning if you blend some soapy water inside it? Yes please. From main courses to desserts to about eight thousand beverage situations, here’s all you need to make it for the next week with your trusty blending apparatus at your side.
1. Creamless Corn Soup with Lime Crema and Basil

2. Yogurt, Mango Puree and Caramelized Pistachios

3. Roasted Beet Soup with Garam Masala & Green Garlic Cream

4. Pureed Summer Soup

5. Frozen Hot Chocolate

6. Peach Basil Iced Tea

7. Fresh Strawberry Lemonade

8. Spicy Broccoli & Zucchini Soup with Coconut Cream

9. Creamy Potato Soup With Pea Puree And Crispy Prosciutto

10. Chamomile + Coconut Mango Milkshake (Vegan)

11. Roasted Red Pepper, Corn and Tomato Soup

12. Fava Bean Puree

13. Watermelon Slush

14. No Cook Strawberry Blender Jam

15. Orange Julius

16. Blender Salsa

17. Pomegranate & Pear Kefir Spritzer

18. Brazilian Lemonade

19. Blackberry Coconut Smoothie

20. Blender Lemon Curd

21. Frozen Basil Blender

22. Chilled Avocado Sweet Corn Soup With Lime Shrimp Salsa

23. White Gazpacho

24. Blender Hot Sauce

25. Papaya Slushy

26. Cloudy Brain Matcha Latte, Sweetened with Dates
