hand-outLESBIANS DANCING AND HAVING SEX: One of many magical things about lesbian website management is perusing the variety of enchanting search terms that bring young dudes & hot horny lesbian sluts to your virtual homosexy webbernet village.

LoveHoney UK goes over some of their favorites in “Lesbians Sell Vibrators to Housewives Door to Door,” which I clicked on, obviously, because I thought, that is a fucking amazing idea, lesbians should sell vibrators to housewives door to door!

This inspired us to check out some of the most unique recent lesbian sex-related search terms that brought ‘websurfers’ to Autostraddle: topless hula dance, spider straddling girl scene, sexy lesbians girls in bras pictures, oil lesbian sex vids, finger fucked at the opera, michigan cunts, lady gaga lesbian sex, drunk hipster sex, girl with flat chest lez video (represent!), “i banged a girl and made the situation awkward,”  and, obviously … lesbians dancing and having sex.

ABOUT FANTASIES BUT NOT ABOUT UNICORNS: Over at YourTango, Jessica has an unfulfilled same-sex “hookup” fantasy and doesn’t know what to do about it. Although she only categorizes herself as “straight-ish” (but not bisexual), the author reviews a number of intense girl-crushes and reveals that she went to homecoming with Carly in the 9th grade. Now she thinks she’s met the one (a dude, obvs), but doesn’t know what to do about this nagging desire to fingerblast a hot oily lesbian girl like Katy Perry did. CAN SHE MAKE THIS COMMITMENT WITHOUT EVER DIVING INTO THE MUFF? LADIES?lesbian-sex-scene-2

SAFE SEX: Can you break your clit? Well, no. But here’s some things you should know anyhow about all that. (@carnal nation)

FINGERBLAST: How to Properly Finger a Woman. Because men and women both have fingers, this handy guide can easily be applied to girl-on-girl culture as well. (@sexsecretblog)

Autostraddle brings you the Girl-on-Gallery: Hot Girls in Boyshorts … part two.

FIGHT CLUB: 60 Ferociously Hot Fight Girls. (@coed)

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BDSM: BDSM for beginners: You’ve probably seen some form of BDSM depicted on television, in movies, or even snuck into an otherwise “vanilla” porno. Maybe it made you curious, maybe it turned you on, or maybe it turned your partner on and now you sleep with one eye open, afraid that some night you’ll wake up to get a glass of water and find yourself tied to the bed. (@pleasure happens)

DYKE PORN: Where’s all the good dyke porn? Bren Ryder and others offer answers, and the writer discovers “whereas gay-boy porn can tend to segregate by type — all twinks, all bears, all black, all leather, etc — dyke smut includes everything, all at once. Maybe it’s because the industry doesn’t have the sheer volume that it can be picky, or maybe it’s just that the lesbians are more inclusive and less judgemental.” (@xtra)

We have gotten a lot of feedback from people wanting to be sex writers and we will be getting back to you all within the next couple weeks as we plan for the future! At the moment we are getting on a cruise with a bunch of lesbian pervs so we’ll see what happens!