The Top 50 Gayest Parts of Pretty Little Liars Season Three

Lizz —
Mar 25, 2013
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It has been quite a gay season on Pretty Little Liars. We’ve added two new lesbian/bi/queer characters and Paige even lived through the season finale! More than that though, it seems the whole city of Rosewood has gone lesbosexy crazy in their actions, fashion and sexual innuendo. So let’s see what made our Top 50 Gayest Parts of Pretty Little Liars Season Three.

50. Paige’s Toyota Matrix

lesbocar
IT’S SPORTY BUT ALSO BASICALLY A STATION WAGON

49. When OK Cupid hit Rosewood

lolz
TECHNICALLY IT’S CALLED “MAINLINE MATE.” WHICH I ACTUALLY THINK IS A BETTER NAME.

48. Mona’s sneaking into Hanna’s bedroom in the middle of the night because she needed her

im always little spoon
SHOTGUN BIG SPOON

47. When Emily wore this fedora

i also sort of hate them
FEDORAS ARE SUPER GAY

46. Ezra’s codependency issues and refusal to break up.

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AND I MISS WHEN THIS SHOW HAD ACTUAL LESBIANS ON SCREEN
AND I MISS WHEN THIS SHOW HAD ACTUAL LESBIANS ON SCREEN

45. That time Cece IDed Emily as gay within minutes of meeting her

so gay
GAYYYYY

44. Everyone needs therapy.

seriously
NOTHING GAYER THAN THERAPY

43. Aria’s boss looks like the lesbian character on a late 90’s sitcom.

or maybe saved by the bell
MAYBE SHE WAS ON FRIENDS OR SOMETHING

42. That time Shana and Emily bury the hatchet about both having dated Paige because it was mutually beneficial for both of them… but then were totally in a fight again the next day.

smooch
TRIPLE KISS
so fun
AND THE ONLY TROUBLE THIS GIRL LIKES IS THE 90’S CHILDREN’S GAME

41. Aria’s career as a wine drinking photographer.

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seriously
THE 2ND GAYEST PROFESSION OF THEM ALL

40. Emily’s job as a barista.

and maybe professional knitting
THERE IS NO GAYER PROFESSION THAN BARISTAING. EXCEPT FOR STARING IN SEX-POSITIVE QUEER PORN. THAT’S TECHNICALLY GAYER.

39. That time Shana got super jealous of her ex.

hawt
MULTIPLE? NICE WORK PAIGE

38. That time Emily made this face in response to seeing Spencer play strip trivia with a guy.

peens are gross
UNIMPRESSED

37. Spencer’s health shake.

and pickle juice
MOSTLY FLAX OIL AND KALE

36. Emily’s new super gung ho attitude

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hot hulk
HULK OUT
classic lesbian jacket
SHE GETS HER STRENGTH FROM THAT MILITARY/FISHING JACKET

35. Wesley’s sweater collection

want it
GAY LADY SWEATER

34. Maya’s feelings letter to Emily

lesbians love letter writing campaigns
DEAR EMILY, I LOVE IT WHEN WE SCISSOR BUT I HATE ALL OF MY STUPID FEELINGS. LOVE, MAYA

33. Hanna trying really hard not to make Paige jealous but also being sort of weirdly intentionally hyper-aware of their relationship but in a way that makes you think maybe she sort of has feelings for Emily

hawt
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH TOP ON GIRL TALK

32. Emily’s lesbian sitting posture

thats how i sit too
WIDE LEGS, HUNCHED DOWN, CUP OF COFFEE

31. That time Emily identified the patriarchy

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legit
BOTP

30. Emily’s love for cut-off button-ups

hoeing and hoing
LIKE A SEXY BIKER FARMER
but i do try
SERIOUSLY IT’S A WHITE CUT OFF DENIM VEST. I COULDN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

29. Emily’s love for plaid button-ups

like christmas
THESE ARE THE THING WE WAIT FOR
plaid forever
OBVIOUSLY SEEMS EVEN GAYER IN LIGHT OF PAIGE’S PROXIMITY

28. That time Emily had total revisionist history about how she came out

AS OPPOSE TO WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WAS THAT I GOT BLACKMAILED AND MY MOM FREAKED
AS OPPOSED TO WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, WHICH WAS THAT I GOT BLACKMAILED AND MY MOM FREAKED

27. That time Paige wished she’d taken wood shop while wearing a bald eagle cut-off shirt.

puns are fun
GET LATHED

26. That time Paige tried to help Emily put a tie on

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lolz
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

25. Hanna’s reaction when a boy tries to hit on Emily

duh
AND MAYBE SO AM I

24. Paige’s vest collection

always
CLASSIC LEZZIE OUTFIT

23. Mona’s possessive feelings towards the Liars

awkward
ARIA’S SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT MONA IS REALLY REALLY IN LOVE WITH THEM ALL

22. That time Our Gay Boyfriend Adam Lambert was performing on the Halloween Train dressed as a vampire

and maybe get a kitten
I WANT TO SUCK YOU BLOOD AND THEN TALK TO YOU ABOUT HOW IT MAKES YOUR FEEL

21. Maya’s crazy video diary website that’s mostly just dedicated to Emily

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always cray
THERE’S NO NOT-CRAZY WAY TO TAKE THIS

20. That time Paige got drunk off whiskey while wearing a slouchy hat

and hungry and mean
I’M JUST REALLY REALLY THIRSTY

19. That time Paige saved Spencer from a bad guy while wearing a tux

and scissor
ALL I WANT TO DO I MAKE YOU HAPPY.

18. That time Hanna wore this outfit

lesbotron
ESPECIALLY WITH THAT HAIR STYLE

17. Aria’s combat boots

for real lesbians its like cigarettes and shit
AND ALSO SORT OF FISTS THEM

16. That time Paige acted super understanding about Emily kissing Nate even though she was secretly totally raging about it

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not at all
NOT CRAY

15. Paige is a martyr for love

clearly
SEEMS LIKE PROJECTION TO ME

14. That time Ali planned a fantasy trip for her and Emily to Paris

ali is so manipulative
NOTHING SAYS FLIRT LIKE A PINK DRESS

13. Emily refuses to believe her girlfriend is A even when all of her friends do

it makes it really easy to work her into plot lines though i imagine
THOUGHT TECHNICALLY EMILY REFUSES TO BELIEVE ANYONE IS A EVER.

12. A’s love for whiskey

yum
NEVER WASTE WHISKEY

11. The amount of time Paige and Emily spend crying and comforting each other

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for all of their feelings to go in
ALL THEY NEED NOW IS MATCHING TISSUE BOXES
so hard
TIMES ARE TOUGH

10. The amount of time Paige and Emily spend processing their feeling and then bringing them to the table to discuss.

just that much feels
THERE ARE ALMOST MORE FEELING WORDS THAN PICTURE HERE
so many feelings
FEELINGS ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

9. Paige fighting with Spencer because both were obsessed with thinking they knew what was best for Emily

lol sex
COME BETWEEN WHAT? YOUR LEGS?

8. That time Emily and Paige had metaphorical Barbarella energy exchange

best we can get
PALM SEX

7. Hanna being pissed that Shana isn’t into her

dykez
TWO YEARS LATER HANNA COMES OUT DURING HER SECOND YEAR AT SMITH

6. Paige’s bicycle

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yes
I FEEL LIKE THIS SCENE HAPPENED 100 TIMES, NO?

5. That time Emily brought Paige kale for lunch

its the best
EVERYONE LOVE DELICIOUS KALE

4. Jenna and Shana being a thing and having lesbian hand sex

fingering
IN MOST LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS WE CALL THIS THIRD BASE

3. Caleb’s feelings.

NONSTOP FEELINGS FOREVER
NONSTOP FEELINGS FOREVER
lesbian feelings
IT’S GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME TO PROCESS ALL THESE FEELINGS
obviously
CODEPENDENCY

2. That time Hanna went to a gay bar while trying to spy on Paige flirting with her ex-girlfriend but ended up flirting with a girl and starting a huge fight

noo
WASTING WHISKEY
a friend told me
FYI THIS NEVER ENDS WELL.

1. All of Paige and Emily’s lesbosexy make-out kissing action

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down where its wetter
UNDER THE SEA
ONE FOR THE MONEY
ONE FOR THE MONEY
TWO FOR THE SHOW
TWO FOR THE SHOW
cute
GOODNIGHT KISSES ARE THE BEST KISSES.EXCEPT GOOD MORNING KISSING
kissing lesbians
HAWT

There you have it, feelings, feelings, more feelings, a bunch of super dykey clothing and even some actual lesbosexy action. I can’t wait for Season Four.

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Lizz is a consumer, lover and writer of all things pop culture and the Fashion/Style Editor at Autostraddle.com. She is also full time medical student at Brown University in Providence, RI. You can find her on the twitter, the tumblr or even on the instagram.

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