20 Lesbionic Homoerotic Christmas Stock Photographs

Dec 24, 2012

Stock photography is always weird, but it gets especially weird for the holidays. And where there’s weird, there’s guaranteed to be some serious sexual tension between unsuspecting stock photography models. With deep gratitude for Getty Images and other creators of fine stock imagery all over the world, we present…

20 Lesbianish Homoerotic Stock Photographs

haha no baby the one i got you from babeland is so much bigger

do you want to make this a triad or not, velma?!!! — do you want to make this triad work or not, velma?!!! i thought you were open to new experiences!

i'll give you a hint - it isn't pants — i’ll give you a hint – it isn’t pants

this bow is just a sneak preview of what's lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle — this bow is just a sneak preview of what’s lurking behind this gigantic belt buckle

i'm really not sure what to say about this — not really sure what to say about this, besides ‘nice scarf’

they look just like my girlfriend's — they look just like my girlfriend’s

i've got a secret santa present for you between my legs — i’ve got a secret santa present for you between my legs

omg petals it’s like georgia o’keefe 2.0

i'm sorry this shit just isn't dapper — i’m sorry gertrude, this shit just isn’t dapper

i sure hope she's ready for coco — hey girl, wait just a minute and you’ll get to meet my alter ego, coco

if you're thinking what i'm thinking, you're thinking it's time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge's "christmas (baby please come home)" — if you’re thinking what i’m thinking, you’re thinking it’s time for our annual christmas duet of the melissa etheridge’s rendition of “O Night Divine”

fit for a femme — don’t stress, we’re lipstick lesbians

later let's do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit — later when everybody’s asleep let’s do it with the Bend Over Beginner Anal Kit

oh my god it's twice the size of our mr. bendy!! — oh my god it’s twice the size of our mr. bendy!!

for me and nikki, every holiday is international fisting day!

actually this is pretty straightforward — actually, this is pretty straightforward

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Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.