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Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we ate a bunch of spicy things.
I’ve opened with a pile of recipes for vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free, egg-free or paleo ice creams, because not eating fun things is the worst and fuck everyone with fully functional digestive systems. (Recipes for people will fully functional digestive systems follow.) If you don’t have an ice cream machine there are a few ways around it, using a bag of ice and a hand mixer, or just a bag of ice. (Serious Eats also has a guide to making vegan ice cream.) There are also a few things to make with already existing ice cream you have made or purchased, because looking at photos of rainbow-sprinkle-covered ice cream bars is very soothing.
Ice Cream For People With Dietary Requirements
1. Magic One-Ingredient Ice Cream

2. Dairy-Free Vanilla Ice Cream

3. Vegan Mint Chip Ice Cream

4. Vegan, Sugar-Free Lemon Poppy Seed Ice Cream

5. Raw Vegan Paleo Gluten-Free SCD Refined-Sugar-Free Pistachio Ice Cream

6. Dairy-Free Soy-Free Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream

7. Dairy-Free Chocolate Ice Cream

8. Vegan Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Banana Ice Cream

9. Vegan Salty Peanut Butter Ice Cream

10. Vegan Sea Salt Caramel Coconut Ice Cream

11. Vegan Coconut, Lime, and Rum Ice Cream

12. Rooibos Tea and Date Ice Cream

13. Dairy-Free Lemon Ice Cream

14. Fig, Coconut, and Blackberry Ice Cream

15. Vegan Cake-Batter Ice Cream

16. Vegan Paleo Fudge Tracks Ice Cream

Ice Cream For People Without Relevant Dietary Requirements
17. Smoked Honey Mint Chip Ice Cream

18. Sesame Ice Cream With Orange-Blossom Caramel

19. Brown Butter Ice Cream

20. Cinnamon Ice Cream

21. Fig and Goat Cheese Ice Cream

22. Caramelized Strawberry and Graham Cracker Crumble Ice Cream

23. Brown Sugar-Balsamic Swirl Ice Cream

24. Avocado Coconut Ice Cream

25. Sweet Corn and Raspberry Ice Cream

26. Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream

27. Stout and Pretzels Ice Cream

28. Buttermilk Ice Cream

29. Dulce de Leche Ice Cream

Things To Make With Ice Cream
30. Mint Hot Fudge Sundaes

31. Blood Orange-Curd Sundaes with Olive Oil and Sea Salt

32. Champagne Sundaes With Pound-Cake Croutons

33. Savory Ice Cream Salad

34. Brownie Ice Cream Sandwiches

35. Sugar Cookie Ice Cream Sandwiches

36. Chocolate Waffle Ice Cream Sandwiches

37. Peanut Butter Ice Cream Sandwiches

38. Spiced Chocolate Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwiches

39. Cheesecake Ice Cream Sandwiches

40. Vegan Mint Chocolate Ice Cream Cake

41. Five-Ingredient Chocolate and Peanut Butter Ice Cream Cake

42. Brown Butter Baked Alaska

43. Guinness Ice Cream Float

44. Strawberry Lemonade Ice Cream Float

45. Mochi Ice Cream

46. Blackberry Ice Cream Pie

47. Lemon Meringue Ice Cream Pie in Toasted Pecan Crust

48. Vegan Easy Nutter Butter Peanut Butter Ice Cream Pie

49. Peanut Brittle and Caramel Crunch Ice Cream Pie

50. Five-Ingredient Vegan Ice Cream Snickers

51. Fried Ice Cream

52. Ice Cream Pops

53. Chocolate Covered Vanilla Ice Cream Bon Bons

54. Ice Cream Cannoli

55. Chocolate-Dipped Ice Cream Tacos

