50 Salads. Zero Lettuce.

Maddie
May 18, 2015
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Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we made dumplings.

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What is a salad, really? Are you thinking of a bowl of greens with some chopped up veggies sprinkled on top, drizzled with an elegant dressing? Well this post isn’t about that. This is about the ambigous selection of foods that fall under the salad umbrella, but cagetorically reject lettuce as a concept, consisting instead of a protein and/or a carb, interspersed with finely chopped morsels of other foods added for flavor and color, mixed with a precisely curated blend of spices. You will not find lettuce here, oh no. I debated even excluding salads with parsley, but I decided to include them for you, if you are the kind of person who finds parsley important. Many of these salads would do well on a sandwich, but a lot of them will hold up pretty well on their own. Take one to a picnic, a potluck, or possibly place them beside one of these.


Fish

1. Quinoa Avocado Salmon Salad

via the Dish
via the Dish

2. Essential Tuna Salad

via the Kitchn
via the Kitchn

3. Easy Vegan Chick Pea “Tuna” Salad

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

4. Avocado Tuna Salad

via Simply Recipes
via Simply Recipes

“By the way, here’s a cool little avocado beauty tip. Once you’ve scooped out the avocado from its peel, rub the inside of the peel on your elbows. The oil from the avocados is great for smoothing rough skin!”


5. Smoked Whitefish Dip with Horseradish

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

6. Tuna Salad in Apple Cups

via Ripped Recipes
via Ripped Recipes

7. White Bean Tuna Salad

via Food dot com
via Food dot com

Chicken

8. Walnut Pesto Parsley Chicken Salad

via the Kitchn
via the Kitchn

9. Curried Chicken Salad

via Food Network
via Food Network

10. Chicken Salad with Grapenuts and Cranberries

via the Kitchn
via the Kitchn

11. Strawberry Macadamia Nut Chicken Salad

via GirlMeetsPaleo
via GirlMeetsPaleo

This one is paleo, just FYI.


12. Chicken Mango Black Rice Salad

via Bon Appetit
via Bon Appetit

13. BBQ Chicken and Macaroni Salad

via the Kitchn
via the Kitchn

Pasta

14. Pasta Salad with Goat Cheese

via Real Simple
via Real Simple

15. Spring Pasta Salad with Peas and Pesto

via Serious Eats
via Serious Eats

16. Broccoli Feta Pasta Salad

via the Kitchn
via the Kitchn

15. Garlicky Vegan Pesto Pasta

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

16. Pasta and Fried Zucchini Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

17. Zucchini Summer Pasta Salad

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

18. Orzo Pasta Salad

via Pop Sugar
via Pop Sugar

19. Soba Noodle Salad

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

Beans/Grains

20. Gazpacho and Lentil Chorizo Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

21. Meyer Lemon Grain Salad with Asparagus and Almonds

via the Kitchn
via the Kitchn

22. Black Bean Confetti Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

23. Warm French Lentil Bacon Salad with Herbs

via the Kitchn
via the Kitchn

24. Eggplant Tomato Barley Salad

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

25. Warm Butternut Squash and Chickpea Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

26. Blood Orange and Wheat Berry Salad

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

27. Smashed Chickpea Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

28. Chickpea Pesto Salad with Strawberries

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

29. Quinoa and Black Bean Winter Salad

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

30. Bean Salad Dip

via Autostraddle
via Autostraddle

31. Curry Pea Salad

via Culinary Mamas
via Culinary Mamas

Potato

32. Tzatziki Potato Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

33. Warm Lentil and Potato Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

34. Hot German Potato Salad

via Food dot com
via Food dot com

35. Dilled Potato and Pickled Cucumber Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

36. Potato Salad with NO MAYO

via Autostraddle (this is Carolyn's take on the #35!)
via Autostraddle (this is Carolyn’s take on the #35!)

37. Pesto Potato Salad with Green Beans

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

38. Hokey Smokey Potato Salad

via The Good Kind of Crazy
via The Good Kind of Crazy

Egg

39. Classic Egg Salad

via the Kitchn
via the Kitchn

40. Egg Salad with Pickled Celery and Coarse Dijon

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

41. Curried Egg Salad

via Health dot com
via Health dot com

42. Avocado Egg Salad

via Inspired Taste
via Inspired Taste

43. Pesto Egg Salad

via My Fitness Pal
via My Fitness Pal

Fruit

44. Ginger and Lemon Fruit Salad

via My Recipes
via My Recipes

45. Fruit Salad with Pudding

via Food dot com
via Food dot com

46. Winter Fruit Salad

via Smitten Kitchen
via Smitten Kitchen

47. Secret Fruit Salad

via Rachel Shultz
via Rachel Shultz

48. Pretty Fruit Salad

via the Pioneer Woman
via the Pioneer Woman

49. Chopped Vegetable, Watermelon and Feta Salad

watermelon salad
via Smitten Kitchen

50. Fruit Salad with Lemon Lavender Syrup

via Greatist
via Greatist
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