26. Caleb Rivers
He is a ghost. A is also a ghost.
27. Kung Fu Jake
Another seducer of underage girls and with karate skills too.
28. Tippi the Bird
She’s everywhere and nowhere. Also, she’s a cannibal.
29. Toby Cavanaugh
I’d want justice, too, if Alison caused me to go to jail for a blinding I did not commit.
30. Ann Tory Burch Therapyboots
She knows everyone’s secrets, including Mona’s, and her buried boots are what caused all the Liars to get arrested the first time.
31. Pastor Ted
Who wastes a perfectly good face-sized cookie on a marriage proposal? A devil, that’s who. Also, those ghost twins keep showing up when he’s around.
32. Tom Marin
His main goal seems to be ruining Hanna’s life.
33. Shana Costumeshop
She was in lesbians with Jenna, whose life the Liars ruined. And we saw her rise from the dead with our own eyes. (No offense, Jenna.)
34. The Mask-Maker
He has access to one of everyone’s faces, and one thousand of Ali’s faces.
35. Mrs. Garrett
There you have the facts of life, bitches.
36. Missy Franklin
Her thirst for world domination will not be quenched by a few paltry Olympic gold medals.
37. Jessica DiLaurentis
She started brainwashing Alison and teaching her guerrilla manipulation techniques when Ali was like four years old. She’s a master of deception and Imperius curses.
38. Detective Holbrook
Smarm alarm to the max.
39. Snakey
You don’t take a beating from a mannequin leg like the one Cece gave Snakey and just move on with your life. You pursue vengeance!
40. Wren Everydoctor
He’s got an in at the hospital, and in at Radley, an in at the dentist’s office, an in an the city veterinarian, and access to all kinds of drugs, and the ability to bamboozle people with his British accent.
41. Noel Kahn
He is Jenna’s pawn or Ali’s pawn or both of their pawns, and he’s the last person to see Maya alive, and I think you remember the singing.
42. Pam Fields
Maybe she’s playing a J. Walter Weatherman-style long game. “And that’s why you never be gay in Rosewood!”
43. Pepe the Dog
Adorable helper pet or OMINOUS GRAVE-DIGGER?
44. Melissa Hastings
I mean, she one time just buried a body in the yard on the off-chance Spencer had killed the person. She doesn’t exactly have a conscience.
45. Ezra Capote Fitzgerald
Self-explanatory.
46. Mamaw Marin
Why? Because she can.
47. My Dog Margaret
The proof is in the hoodie.
48. Rosewood High School
Half of all bad things happen here, and the literal building one time came to life to try to murder Emily.
49. Birds
This is all Aria’s fault.
50. Mona Vanderwaal
She’s not dead.
Who do you think is Big A?