Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people.
There’s nothing like a classic Hot Dog on the 4th of July, right? I mean, to eat something else on the 4th would be practically the worst thing any human being could ever do. But that’s just hypothetical, of course! No one would eat something other than hot dogs on Independence Day! Everyone loves Hot Dogs, and I mean EVERYONE! I can’t think of a single person who would have any reason not to love them. I know for sure my best friend, Heather, loves them, and she’s an Angel of a human being. And even if you’re a vegetarian or vegan, you can just replace the regular hot dogs in these recipes with tofu dogs or veggie dogs or whatever it is y’all vegetarians and vegans eat! Perfect! Hot Dogs for everyone! So, if you’re one of the 6 billion plus people on earth who absolutely loves hot dogs, especially on the 4th of July, here are a bunch of hot dog based recipes for all of you!
1. Pigs in a Quilt

2. Banh Mi Dog
3. Chicago-Style Hot Dog with Homemade Relish
4. BBQ Hot Dogs over Rice
5. Tahini Dog
6. Beans and Frank Bake
7. Pretzel Dog
8. Franks and Beans with Sweet Potatoes
9. Triple Bypass Dogs

10. Barbecue Bean Chili Dogs
11. Nacho Dog
12. BBQ Bacon Cheese Hot Dog
13. Pizza Dog
14. Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs
15. Corn Dog Muffins
16. Mummies on a Stick

17. Everything Bagel Hot Dog
18. Waffle Dog
19. Mac and Cheese Filled Frankfurters

20. Beer-Braised Hot Dogs With Braised Sauerkraut
21. Hot Dog Pie

22. Corn Dogs
23. Hot Dogs with Coney Sauce
24. Octodogs

25. Impossibly Easy Hot Dog and Cheese Pie
26. Cheesy Hot Dog Chowder
27. Hot Dog Cake
