Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we ate weeds.
My junior and senior years of college were the best years of my young life, mostly because I ate pizza twice a day every single day throughout them. Like clockwork, I snagged two slices for lunch and dinner while I was working in my office or headed home to get fucked up. I regret a few things in my young life, but I’ve never regretted spending over 700 days eating pizza, AKA my lifeblood.
In order to help y’all follow in my pizza-filled footsteps, I’ve found you 45 pizza recipes because 45 times 8 is 360 and some of these have even more than eight slices, SO THERE. A slice a day will keep all the sadness and awful things away. Or at least, it’ll make them better.
Now, let’s get cheesy.
1. Flammkuchen
2. Smoked Salmon Pizza
3. Loaded Mashed Potato Pizza
4. Mexican Black Bean Pizza
5. Brown Butter Lobster and Spinach Pizza with Bacon and Fontina
6. Shaved Asparagus Pizza
7. Breakfast Pizza
8. Thin Crust Pizza
9. Naked Pizza with Basil & Garlic
10. Prosciutto and Arugula Pizza
11. Thai Chicken Pizza
12. BBQ Chicken Flat Bread Pizza
13. Chicken Tikka Masala Pizza
14. Caramelized Onion, Goat Cheese, and Prosciutto Pizza
15. Garlic-Ranch Chicken Pizza
16. Classic Margherita Pizza
17. 10 Minute Mac and Cheese Pizza
18. Four Cheese White Pizza
19. NY Style Pizza
20. Sausage & Egg Breakfast Pizza
21. Cheeseburger Pizza
22. Roasted Vegetable Whole Wheat Pizza
23. Pineapple Pulled Pork Pizza with Bacon, Jalapenos, & Cilantro
24. Greek Pizza
25. Kale Goat Cheese Pizza
26. Easy French Bread Pizza
27. Hawaiian Pizza
28. Mushroom Pizza with Havarti Cheese, Fresh Herbs, and White Truffle Oil
29. Healthy Veggie Pizza
30. Jalapeño Popper Pizza
31. Spinach Artichoke Pesto Pizza
32. Cast Iron Pizza
33. Avocado Pizza
34. Laura’s Grilled Pizza
35. Beet and Goat Cheese Pizza
36. Vegan Basil Pesto Pizza
37. Pretzel Crust Pizza
38. Grilled White Pizza
39. Minimalist Baker’s Favorite Vegan Pizza
40. Philly Cheese Steak Pizza
41. Caprese Pizza
42. Grilled Chicken Fajita Pizza
43. Green and White Pizza
44. Olive, Goat Cheese, and Roasted Red Pepper Gourmet Pizza
45. Pumpkin-Chorizo Pizza
