Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we ate all the eggs.
My quesadilla maker changed my life, you guys. It’s like all the frustration and sadness that had built up in my heart every time a tortilla stuck to a frying pan in my presence just disappeared this Christmas when I became the proud owner of a non-stick, circular, tortilla-melting machine. Everything is so easy and simple. My entire life is a little more zen. And I can’t stop eating quesadillas.
I figure as long as I’m resigning myself to a long life of delicious stuff sandwiched between two smokin’ hot tortillas, I might as well get creative with it. So far I’ve made pizzadillas, kalesadillas, pb&jsadillas. I’m actually probably just gonna change my rap name to Carmadilla at this point. But the options abound! There’s sweet, there’s savory, there’s the healthy and the sugar-dusted and the rich and the jam-packed. There’s a quesadilla for everyone in this world, and I wanna eat all of them.
1. Mushroom, Thyme, and Spinach Quesadilla with Smoked Gouda
2. Caprese Quesadilla
3. Cheesecake Sopadillas
4. Sloppy Joe Quesadillas
5. Dak Galbi Quesadilla with Gochujang Salsa Sauce
6. Hominy Quesadillas with Grilled Tomatillo Salsa
7. Reuben Quesadilla
8. Kimchi Avocado Quesadilla
9. Smashed Garbanzo Breakfast Quesadilla
10. Crab Cake Quesadillas
11. Creamy Mushroom Kalesadilla
12. Teriyaki Chicken Quesadilla
13. BLT Quesadilla
14. Monterey Jack Quesadilla with Pear Salsa
15. Chipotle Asparagus Quesadilla
16. Squash Blossom Quesadilla
17. Blueberry, Brie, and Walnut Quesadilla
18. The Hangover Quesadilla
19. Squash and Black Bean Kalesadilla
20. Creamy Apple Cinnamon Quesadilla
21. Spinach Pie Quesadilla
22. Meatball Quesadilla
23. Shrimp Scampi Quesadilla
24. Smoked Gouda, Turkey, and Artichoke Quesadilla
25. Strawberry, Basil, and Goat Cheese Quesadilla
26. Smoked Salmon Quesadilla with Creamy Chipotle-Cilantro Sauce
27. Plant-Based Quesadilla Lasagna
28. Tempeh and Black Bean Quesadilla
29. Sweet Potato Quesadilla with Goat Cheese and Apples
30. Turkey Quesadilla with Cranberry Salsa
31. Corned Beef and Cabbage Quesadilla
32. Greek Quesadilla
33. Cuban Quesadilla
34. Black Bean and Zucchini Quesadillas
35. BBQ Mango and Chicken Quesadilla
36. Waffle Iron Quesadilla
This one’s for Laneia.
37. Fluffernutter Quesadilla
38. Smashed White Bean Kalesadilla
39. Tuscan Broccoli and Cheese Quesadilla
40. Dulce Quesadilla
41. Black Bean, Spinach, Mushroom, and Soy Chorizo Quesadilla
42. Chicken Nugget Quesadilla
This one is for Brittani, obviously.
